{"product_id":"the-epstein-bank-buster-9-in-1-folding-edc-tool","title":"The Epstein Bank Buster","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003ePROJECT:\u003cbr\u003eE.B.B. \u0026amp; F.L.O.W.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEpstein Bank Buster \u0026amp; Financial Liberation Outlaw Worktool\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNine functions. One redistribution of wealth.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaybe you're a mysterious shadowy figure on a turbo charged motorcycle with strong opinions about pedo billionaires hoarding all the people's cash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOr maybe you're just a guy who appreciates a really good pocket tool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEither way, meet \u003cstrong\u003eThe Epstein Bank Buster (E.B.B.)\u003c\/strong\u003e—the pocket-sized multitool made famous by the legendary Biker Dope outlaw who busted into the Bank of Epstein, liberated the loot and gave it back to the people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNow it's your turn to carry the lil fucker and swear yourself to good deeds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe're not saying you should become a masked populist vigilante roaming the night, righting society's wrongs and redistributing ill-gotten fortunes to widows, orphans and pretty much everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\"\u003eWe're just saying that if you happen to become one, showing up without a decent multitool would be embarrassing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBlade? Check.\u003cbr\u003eWrenches? Check.\u003cbr\u003eScrewdrivers? Check.\u003cbr\u003eBottle opener? Of course (even the revolution has happy hour).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNine functions. Zero fucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEBB - A toolbox for your pocket.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⦿ Compact 9-in-1 folding EDC tool\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Locking folding knife blade\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Adjustable wrench\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Fixed wrench\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Phillips-head screwdriver\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Slotted screwdriver\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Bottle opener\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Centimeter ruler\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Keyhole\/gear clip\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Quick-release buckle\u003cbr\u003e⦿ 420 stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Closed length: approximately 9.7 cm \/ 3.8 in\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Open length: approximately 13.8 cm \/ 5.4 in\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Width: approximately 2.9 cm \/ 1.1 in\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Blade length: approximately 4.3 cm \/ 1.7 in\u003cbr\u003e⦿ Weight: approximately 95 g \/ 3.35 oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDelivery: 2–4 weeks\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis product ships directly from our supplier.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"1111\" height=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RwlTZHEnxVc\" title=\"🚨 BREAKING—BANKS TURNED INTO CASH PIÑATAS #epsteinfiles #edctool #multitool #bikelife #freethepeople\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DKSTINYE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54364504654140,"sku":"BD-PW9-SILVER","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2947\/0210\/files\/biker-dope-pocket-wrenchblade-hero.png?v=1788932227","url":"https:\/\/www.bikerdope.com\/products\/the-epstein-bank-buster-9-in-1-folding-edc-tool","provider":"Biker Dope™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}