WHO THE FUCK ARE WE?
Founded in 2021, Biker Dope is a brand spankin' new lifestyle portal bringing folks the dopest biker stuff from around the world.
Plus when they're not taking care of Mrs. & Mr. Claus (the latter usually ends up getting tied up and thrown in the closet), our biker elves are designing innovative biker shit in our workshop.
Custom, outlaw, squid, cruiser, vintage ... it doesn't matter what tribe you're from. To us, bikers, badasses, artists, psychonauts, freedom fighters, freedom lovers and adventurers everywhere are part of one great big Dope fam.
Think of us as your personal Indiana Jones—exploring the wilds of the earth to bring you the dopest stuff made and experienced.
Sometimes we gotta outrun giant rolling stones. Sometimes we gotta dust North Korean security forces on wheelies (yeah, we planted a clue in Kim Jong-il's Kumsusan Palace).
And if we can't find something, we make it ourselves. Like Freegloves™, motorcycle gloves with fingers that can be detached and reattached (so you can use your fingers without having to take your gloves off).
Or our Barbarian line of Reversible Fur & Leather Utility Vests, with specialized pockets and utilities including an emergency backpack, hidden credit card knife, and sunglasses pocket. Quality everything. Biker strong.
Or Bullet Pants™ with multifunctions and tools built into their design—basically, a Swiss army knife for bikers that you wear.
Or our badass line of old school-inspired outlaw riding apparel that's already getting dope reviews (Biker Dope).
Most importantly, by buying from us you're supporting the kickass initiatives we're pioneering for all motorcyclists and for you, our Biker Dope Nation:
More Than Meets The Eye
Consider this your invitation to your personal moto-adventure, Biker Quest—a groundbreaking, sketchy as fuck, app-driven real-life adventure for motorcyclists.
Our player operatives' motto?:
"Do good, ride everywhere, NFG".
Get text alerts for last minute rides in your area, or host a ride yourself, with this free group sms service. Anonymous, no spam, no bullshit.
We're pioneering a new traffic approach, training badge-carrying motorists to help keep bikers safe
Our flagship startup, Biker Entourage, brings snowflake-proof biker pics and vids, motorcycle manuf updates, custom builds, biker news and stupid fun straight to your screen on the daily.
Stay proud and free my friends. And to our riding brothers and sisters,
Shiny Side Up 🤟
Deme, CEO & Grand Poobah
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