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You spin me right round baby

Many have said this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this spinner has the coolest sugar skull design you'll find. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars and a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

SPECS

This product uses ceramic bearings and steel counterweight bearings on a high-density plastic frame to maintain perfect balance, spinnability and speed.

• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults and kids.
• Easy to carry, you don't need a carry permit in most states.
• Ceramic center bearing, SLA technology, laser industrial molding technology, resin materials = will last a long-ass time.
• Materials: ABS+Metal.
• Size: 7 x 7 x 1cm / 2.76 x 2.76 x 0.39"

Includes 1 Fidget Spinner

Listen to a classic from The Spinners while you're spinning

Many have said this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

FEATURES

SMOOTH, FAST AND QUIET SPINS: 2-5 minute average spinning time. Uses high quality R188 bearings—the best and baddest bearing for spinners resulting in buttery smooth spins with minimal noise. You probably want your spinners to be like your bike—no wobbles, good balance, and fast as fuck.

HIGH QUALITY MATERIAL: Premium brass with a brushed surface. Made with laser CNC technology, with no sharp edges. Hard, strong, durable and fits comfortably your hand—exactly how she wants you.

EASY TO PLAY WITH: Like your fav body part, it's small and comfortable enough to carry in your pocket when not in use, but woah!, just see what happens when you're ready to whip it out and play!

EASY TO MAINTAIN: It comes in a detachable cap and bearing design, so it's easy to clean and replace.

A GREAT GIFT: Know a nervous ninny who could use some calm the fuck down? Well then give 'em this!

SPECS

• Material - Metal
• Colors - Gold, silver, red, blue, white andrainbow
• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.
• Easy to carry—carry permit not required in most states.
• Package Weight: 0.1kg (0.22lb.)
• Package Size: 3.15in x 3.15in x 0.39in (8cm x 8cm x 1cm)

Includes 1 Fidget Spinner

Do you like to fish for poop in your bathtub?

Well now you can, without worrying about real feces clogging up your drain or causing e-coli infections! Use it to resolve disputes with other MCs, whittle the time away when you're locked in the bathroom, or spice up your sex life with your ol' lady.

In addition to making a great gift for your pals and significant other(s), if you're here you're probably dope enough to give this to your kid, nephew or little brother. One thing's for sure, they and their friends'll love it.

Trust us ☠️

More nerve racking than you'll ever know

Are you a fan of the 1978 war epic Deer Hunter? Do you get a thrill from watching your friends tense up in the expectation of taking a pop to the head? Are your parties as boring as a Senate hearing on C-Span? Well then, this game's for you!

No more worrying about cleaning a bloody mess from the carpet, hiring a high-priced lawyer to beat a murder rap, or the inconvenience of disposing of a body.*

HELPFUL HINT: For added realism, or to up the ante, add tomato sauce, whipped cream or dog pee in the balloon prior to inflation.

*Proud & Free does not condone playing Russian roulette or any other form of suicide. Unless you're Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter. Then you'll walk away with your head and an Oscar. If you're hell-bent on playing, use this gun.

In love with a spinner?

It's been said that this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

SPECS

• Material - Metal
• Colors - Gold, silver or copper
• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.
• Easy to carry, carry permit not required in most states.

Includes one fidget spinner

Material: Resin
Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"

Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).