With this Grenade Whiskey Decanter Set. It includes a liquor decanter and 2 whiskey glasses with a wooden holder.
• Unique decanter grenade Design
• Ergonomically designed handle
• Liquor decanter and whiskey glasses are made of premium food-grade, crystal clear, lead-free glass showing the original color of whiskey
• 850ml large-capacity decanter can hold a whole bottle of whiskey, and two 300ml whiskey glasses can get you and your crew drunk as fuck before you wake up and your lives comes crashing down around you.
•The matching glass stopper can also be used as a decanter to store whiskey
• The matching funnel can help you easily fill the decanter without spilling the whiskey + the matching weighted base maintains its stability
• Comes with: 850ml Whiskey decanter with glass stopper, 2 set of 300ml large glasses with 2 simple coasters, stainless steel funnel, vintage weighted base, packaged in an elegant box
• 100% realistic—if you throw it at someone it'll probably shatter someone's dreams. Bottoms up to a world where this'll be the only use for 'em
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.
- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off). - Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.
- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.
- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.
We harvest our poo from our two prodigious poop-makin' producers, Daizy and Bandit.
This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best dog poo money can buy. You get it straight from the source, our dogs' anuses.
We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit.
If you find better shit elsewhere, it's just gonna be tough shit...because our shit is softer!*"
- Deme Spy, CEO
*Does not apply when our dogs or preppies (see below) are not properly hydrated.
TARGET BAG INCLUDED!
WE'RE NOT REALLY SELLING YOU POO, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE!
BUT YOU CAN BUY THE TARGET BAG IF YOU WANT
Supplies are limited. We reserve the right to replace our dog poo with this guy's 100%, ethically-sourced preppy poo--always harvested safely in Ivy-League schools and other elite institutional settings.
A Life
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Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!
Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...
Buy a motorcycle instead!
You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*
One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you.
*Does not apply in Guam, Puerto Rico or Your Pants
Skull Guardian Bells
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$25.00
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To ring and protect
Awaken your skull motorcycle bell with the roar of your engine, to ring and protect you on your rides, and keep those gremlins away.
These motorcycle guardian bells are made of 316L stainless steel, are about an inch long, and ring every time a gremlin gets its arms torn off and stuffed in a meat grinder.
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Bad Boy Slim
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$33.00
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Stainless steel badassery
Look at this thing.
A stainless steel, antiqued bracelet adorned with skulls.
Its body looks like a skeleton spine and is braided with a genuine leather strap. A hidden safety clasp keeps your shit together.
Rock this skinny bad boy on or off your iron steed.
SPECS
Stainless steel & leather
Hidden safety clasp Length and width - 8.8 in (22.5 cm) x .6 in (16 mm) Weight - 2 oz (58 g)
Interested in its more massive, oversized bro? We got you:
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Bad Boy Bracelet
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$35.00
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Stainless steel badassery
Look at this thing.
A stainless steel antiqued bracelet adorned with skulls.
Its body looks like a skeleton spine and is braided with a genuine leather strap. A hidden safety clasp keeps your shit together.
An oversized, manly look not for the faint of heart. Rock this bad boy on or off your iron steed.
SPECS
Stainless steel & leather Available in antique black
Hidden safety clasp Width - 1 in (25 mm) Weight - 3.9 oz (110 g) Choose from 3 lengths for a dope fit
Too wide for your tastes? We got you. Here's it's lil' bro, the Bad Boy Slim:
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Solid Silver Horse & Skull Buckle
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$275.00
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The skull and the horse
Two powerful symbols of life (death) and freedom.
Show both respect by rocking this classic, badAF, solid sterling silver belt buckle.
For belts with a width equal to or less than 1.5 in (40 mm)
SPECS
Material: Solid 925 Sterling Silver
Length: 3 in (78 mm)
Width: 2 in (51 mm)
Weight: 2.5 oz (73 g)
Delivery: 2-4 weeks This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Flower Sugar Skull Hoodie
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$70.00
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Skull power
This sweet hoodie features a classic sugar skull design adorned with floral patterns. It's made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.
Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.
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Colorful Sugar Skull Hoodies
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$55.00
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Technicolor badassery
These badass hoodies feature sugar skulls adorned with bright colors and floral designs. They're made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.
Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Six-Shooter Sugar Skull Hoodie
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$70.00
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Rock 'n roll
This beautifully-designed hoodie features earth tones and a highly-stylized sugar skull adorned with two six-shooters and roses. It's made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.
Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.
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Baroque Skull Hoodies
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$55.00
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Baroque 'n bad ass
These badass hoodies feature skulls with baroque and rock 'n roll inspired designs like roses, wings, gems and crowns. It's made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.
Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier