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We all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan

A MYRIAD OF USES

- Fertilizer.

- Improve survivability during a pandemic by keeping people away.

- Explosives for militant animal rights protests.

- Sell on coprophilia kink sites for a handsome profit.

- Send chocolate-covered poo bites to your nemesis.

- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.

- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off).

- Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.

- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.

- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.

- Throw it at your nemeses.

- Throw it at a biker (R.I.P.).

- Throw it at your mama naked.

- Throw it at a chimp (who threw poo at your granmama first).

- Create an Amazon listing for a glitter bomb—then send it with exploding poo instead of glitter.

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100% ETHICALLY & ORGANICALLY SOURCED

We harvest our poo straight from the source—our two prodigious poop-makin' producers Daizy and Bandit.

"This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best money can buy. You get it straight from the source: our dogs' anuses.

We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit. If you find better shit elsewhere, then tough shit on us"

- Deme Spy, CEO 

Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!

Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...

Buy a motorcycle instead!

You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*

One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you.

*Does not apply in Guam, Puerto Rico or Your Pants

To ring and protect

Awaken your skull motorcycle bell with the roar of your engine, to ring and protect you on your rides, and keep those gremlins away.

These motorcycle guardian bells are made of 316L stainless steel, are about an inch long, and ring every time a gremlin gets its arms torn off and stuffed in a meat grinder.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

The skull and the horse

Two powerful symbols of life (death) and freedom.

Show both respect by rocking this classic, badAF, solid sterling silver belt buckle.

For belts with a width equal to or less than 1.5 in (40 mm)

SPECS

Material: Solid 925 Sterling Silver

Length:    3 in (78 mm)

Width: 2 in (51 mm)

Weight: 2.5 oz (73 g)

Skull power

This sweet hoodie features a classic sugar skull design adorned with floral patterns. It's made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.

Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

 Technicolor badassery

These badass hoodies feature sugar skulls adorned with bright colors and floral designs. They're made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.

Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Rock 'n roll

This beautifully-designed hoodie features earth tones and a highly-stylized sugar skull adorned with two six-shooters and roses. It's made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.

Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

 Baroque 'n bad ass

These badass hoodies feature skulls with baroque and rock 'n roll inspired designs like roses, wings, gems and crowns. It's made of easy-to-care, quality polyester and has a drawstring.

Please use the chart for a perfect fit. Or if you're a lazy ass, please enter your height and weight in the note section of your checkout page.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier