With this Grenade Whiskey Decanter Set. It includes a liquor decanter and 2 whiskey glasses with a wooden holder.
• Unique decanter grenade Design
• Ergonomically designed handle
• Liquor decanter and whiskey glasses are made of premium food-grade, crystal clear, lead-free glass showing the original color of whiskey
• 850ml large-capacity decanter can hold a whole bottle of whiskey, and two 300ml whiskey glasses can get you and your crew drunk as fuck before you wake up and your lives comes crashing down around you.
•The matching glass stopper can also be used as a decanter to store whiskey
• The matching funnel can help you easily fill the decanter without spilling the whiskey + the matching weighted base maintains its stability
• Comes with: 850ml Whiskey decanter with glass stopper, 2 set of 300ml large glasses with 2 simple coasters, stainless steel funnel, vintage weighted base, packaged in an elegant box
• 100% realistic—if you throw it at someone it'll probably shatter someone's dreams. Bottoms up to a world where this'll be the only use for 'em
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.
- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off). - Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.
- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.
- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.
We harvest our poo from our two prodigious poop-makin' producers, Daizy and Bandit.
This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best dog poo money can buy. You get it straight from the source, our dogs' anuses.
We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit.
If you find better shit elsewhere, it's just gonna be tough shit...because our shit is softer!*"
- Deme Spy, CEO
*Does not apply when our dogs or preppies (see below) are not properly hydrated.
TARGET BAG INCLUDED!
WE'RE NOT REALLY SELLING YOU POO, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE!
BUT YOU CAN BUY THE TARGET BAG IF YOU WANT
Supplies are limited. We reserve the right to replace our dog poo with this guy's 100%, ethically-sourced preppy poo--always harvested safely in Ivy-League schools and other elite institutional settings.
Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!
Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...