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REVERSIBLE, LEATHER & FUR, ARMORED UTILITY VESTS

ADVENTURE MUCH?

we thought so

CAUSE 5

PRESERVING NEGRO LEAGUE BASEBALL LANDMARKS?

YOU BET—SUPPORTING GOOD CAUSES THROUGH GAMIFICATION

THE APOCALYPSE

Vintage-style armored motorcycle riding jacket

HELL YES

CAUSE 2

PAROLE REFORM?

YUP. PLAY THE SHARK ATTACK MISSION

BIKER QUEST

FESTIVAL MUCH?

WE THOUGHT SO

TESTIMONIALS

Johnny Cash is feeling those boots.  That’s how I feel wearing your clothes. Rebellious, glamorous and I don’t have to give up any biker realness.

DJ Keoki

I’m obsessed with my new fur hooded vest and skull ring!!! Thank you Biker Dope, your products are amazing 😊 plus your customer service is great! I’m definitely a happy customer. 10/5 stars

Chelsie

Super impressed with y’all’s customer service.  Thank you!

Dana M.

The vest is high quality and feels almost bullet proof but yet is comfortable to wear. Looks great, feels great, and the Biker Dope crew are friendly and responsive and excellent to deal with. Exceeds expectations!

Bruce

Creativity, passion, authenticity and innovation.

Marina Mann, CEO, EatSleepRIDE

Very stylish and well made jackets, gloves and pants. And the all-important armor is executed very subtly. You wouldn’t even know it’s there. Not the same riding gear you see everywhere.

JJ Hong, President, Free Motoevents / RSD Motoriders

Biker Dope's vests are very very VERY well made and if you happen to be on the look see for something warm this winter: do it! If you ride you HAVE to check out their jackets. They can custom leather up any logo or design on the reversible side of the furry vests, yup! The quality though: wicked dope!

Pipi

You know when a company is bad fucking ass? When they sell this!

Russ

I thought this was a Harley commercial...at first I was like Harley finally did something right.

Craig

3 Megaton R7 Semyorka Nuclear Missile

Regular price$3,298,735.11
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You're guaranteed to have a blast

Have fun blowing shit up with this 3 megaton Soviet-era nuclear missile. 

With a 5,000-mile range, you can destroy a city, small country, or your in-laws' entire world from the comfort of your own home. Or just blackmail governments for cash, cheese or hard-to-find bike parts.

• Intercontinental ballistic delivery system included.
• Dishwasher safe, allergy-free, environmentally tested.
• Honeytrap experience at KGB Strippers included with every purchase.
• See the blast radius and casualty estimates with this neat simulator (just enter 3000 in the kiloton yield).



Semyorka means "quality" in Russian

In the chaos that ensued the breakup of the USSR, a few of these puppies fell out the back of a truck and into our lap. Good times.

They come with a 2-day warranty, but you can also purchase a 15-year service plan (you're welcome).

We stand behind the quality of all our products. If it doesn't detonate then return it with proof of purchase. We'll replace it with the same warhead or another one of equal megatonage*.

*Supplies are limited--we reserve the right to replace your missile with a bag of sweet, juicy dog poo (Target bag included).


We'll spell it out for ya...no Virginia we're not actually selling a nuclear missile and this is a fucking joke.



If you're a dumbass, rich and/or generous enough to buy this then you're responsible for any transactional and other incidental costs associated with giving you your money back.

 

 

The other option is that you let us donate some or all of these monies to three charities we support:

Reform Alliance

Shared Hope Int'l

Biker Down

 

 

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