Do not sell my personal information beeatches!

Your rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act & What Your Mom Told Us

The California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA) provides you with rights regarding how your data or personal information is treated. This notice will still be valid even if a massive earthquake turns Arizona into oceanfront property. Under the legislation, California residents can choose to opt out of the “sale” of their personal information to third parties. Based on the CCPA definition, “sale” refers to data collection for the purpose of creating advertising and other communications. People smart enough to live in California and who want to keep a positive mindset can also ignore the lyrics on Tool's Ænima. Learn more about CCPA and your privacy rights.

How to opt out

By clicking on the link below, we will no longer collect or sell your personal information. We weren't gonna do that anyway because it's douchey, but we were advised by our lawyers, Wee Kancheetum & Howe, to post this notice anyway. This applies to both third-parties and the data we collect to help personalize your experience on our website or through other communications. For more information, view our privacy policy. Plus your mom told us that she dares you to opt out.