BIKER ROCK

To ring and protect

Awaken your skull motorcycle bell with the roar of your engine, to ring and protect you on your rides, and keep those gremlins away.

These motorcycle guardian bells are made of 316L stainless steel, are about an inch long, and ring every time a gremlin gets its arms torn off and stuffed in a meat grinder.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Leather, skid-resistant riding gloves with touchscreen technology

2 models available in black or brown: perforated and non-perforated
Shipped from the U.S
Genuine goatskin leather
Sensitive touchscreen operation on the index fingertip
Skid-resistant and adjustable with easily removable Velcro fold-overs.

As sizes vary across countries, please measure your hand size and include in the notes section during checkout
or just email us    

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

This multifunction EDW (every day wear) bracelet tool is da bomb 

It not only looks dopeAF but it has 28 functions you can use any time, any where. It was designed by a team of experts to be the perfect tool for all your emergency and outdoor situations.

It's also TSA compliant so you can even travel with it everywhere.

Is it the perfect wearable multitool for bikers?...there's only one way to find out if you'll be rockin' it 24-7 like some bikers we know.

SPECS

• 29 different tools in 10 connectors can be assembled in multiple ways, or you can subtract or expand some sections depending on your needs.

• Adjustable link - the Tread is fully adjustable to fit your wrist. Simply add or remove links in quarter-inch and half-inch increments to fit.

• Made of strong 304 stainless steel, it's on point for outdoor camping or hiking.

• Always on hand - wear your bracelet everywhere so you're always ready.

• Bandwidth - 1.2 in (3.05 cm)

• Circumference - 8.56 in (21.74 cm), links can be added or removed to adjust sizing.

• Weight - 5.9 oz (168 g)

• Materials - 17-4 Stainless steel

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Open, cut, screw, sharpen (almost) anything on the go

Want to kick back and open a bottle of beer? No problem!
Need to screw something in? No Problem!
Need to sharpen your knife so you hunt squirrels after the apocalypse? No Problem!

Best of all you can do it with a skull in your pocket. A versatile, everyday carry that you can keep your keys on and use whenever you need it.

SPECS

Made out of durable 3Cr13 stainless steel

Tools Included - Small Phillips Driver, Small Flathead Driver, Large Flathead Driver, Bottle Opener, Pry Bar, Lanyard/keychain Attachment Hole, Line Cutter, Blade Sharpener, 1/4" wrench, 5/16" wrench, 3/8" wrench, 1/4" Hex Driver

Size - 6.9 * 4 * 0.6mm

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Your body is your temple, protect it

Whether you're ATGATT, squidding or riding dirt, this polyester and nylon armor is the second most important piece of equipment you can wear to protect yourself. In your choice of red or black.

What's the first most important piece of equipment? Use your head, you'll figure it out.

Delivery: 1-2 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US supplier

How to handle long hair like a biker boss

STEP 1: Choose a style

STEP 2: Wrap it 'n snap it

STEP 3: Rock it

For both biker studs 'n babes, we haven't been this excited about something since gas.

How do we know it works? Because our boss swears by it (pictured here swearing by it).

Note: these fly out the door fast, so if you like something we suggest you pull the trigger.

Shipping: 1-2 weeks

Think loud pipes save lives?

Feck that. Flame broil the fuck outta whatever's behind you.

Get creative choosing your victims—unwanted friends, troubling spouses or pesky family members.

It utilizes an M9 military flamethrower modified to fit mufflers and has an effective range of 200 feet. Anything fool enough to be behind you within a 50-foot radius will be toast.

(napalm sold separately)

What was that? Selling a military-grade flamethrower is a violation of our merchant terms of service? Well then, looks like you'll have to settle for this safe and legal Pyroignition Exhaust Kit (yawn).

SPECS

• Comes 100% complete and ready to install
• Lifetime warranty by the manufacturer
• Easy to install with detailed installation instructions included
• Made in the USA
• The manufacturer has had zero issues regarding legality and safety

Get back to us with any questions, or ask for a free human barbecue recipe

WARRANTY, SUPPORT & DISCLAIMER

This device is made to the highest standards and designed to last a lifetime—cheaper flame exhaust products just don't hold up under the heat. That's why the manufacturer offers a Full Lifetime Warranty on all parts. If you find a defect in any part during the life of your vehicle, call the manufacturer's tech geniuses and they'll make it right. Defects in materials and workmanship are limited to repair or replacement at the manufacturer's discretion. Neither Biker Dope, Biker Entourage, LLC, nor the manufacturer shall be liable for accidents, property damage or bodily injury caused directly or indirectly from any defect in this product or from its use. Neither we nor the manufacturer make any express or implied warranty that this product is merchantable or fit for a particular purpose. This is a fucking flame throwing exhaust people. Please exercise due care and use common sense. Do not use around gas, dynamite, clothing, political rallies or other combustibles. Do not use around children. Do not allow anyone to stick their face, private parts or any other part of their clothing or body in front of your exhaust.

Bring marshmallows.

Waterproof gloves—your choice of three colors.*

Item Type: Gloves
Gender: Unisex
Material: 100% Polyester
Feature: Full Finger

*While these sporty gloves'll keep your digits toasty and allot o' bikers wear 'em, we don't recommend them as riding gloves because they are not skid-resistant.

Waterproof, warm, reinforced and comes in three colors

Item Type: Gloves
Gender: Unisex
Material: 100% Polyester
Feature: Full Finger

In search of The Good Ol' Days?

Well look no further. This vintage-style genuine leather tool roll will not only house your road tools, but turn the clock back half a century or so. This way you can relive the authenticity and craftsmanship of days of yore while still enjoying your modern lifestyle (i.e. free porn).

Please note the tools pictured are not included, it ships without tools. 

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier