.308 Glass

$36.00

When your drinking glass has taken a bullet for you

Sip from a glass that appears to have a.308 calibre bullet lodged in it.

Made from hand-blown glass, with each one being slightly different., it's our kinda art.

Pretend you're in a slow-motion video and someone shot at you. Or casually sip from this badAF "bulletproof" drinking glass as you start your tale... "you know, this glass saved my life..."

Looking like an epic freeze-frame captured at the point of impact, this beautiful port, wine or whiskey glass is a great conversation-starter. Take turns telling your story of how a .308 calibre bullet got lodged in your glass.

No one will understand you anyway because you're slurring your words and they're drinking too.

They say that real drinkers never drink the good stuff in one shot. They savour it. With this dope glass, now you can have your shot and savour it too (don't even...).

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

.308 Whiskey

$36.00

When your whiskey's taken a bullet for you

Sip from a glass that appears to have a.308 calibre bullet lodged in it.

Made from hand-blown glass, with each one being slightly different., it's our kinda art.

Pretend you're in a slow-motion video and someone shot at you. Or casually sip from this badAF "bulletproof" drinking glass as you start your tale... "you know, this glass saved my life..."

Looking like an epic freeze-frame captured at the point of impact, this beautiful port, wine or whiskey glass is a great conversation-starter. Take turns telling your story of how a .308 calibre bullet got lodged in your glass.

No one will understand you anyway because you're slurring your words and they're drinking too.

They say that real whiskey drinkers never drink the good stuff in one shot. They savour it. With this dope whiskey glass, now you can have your shot, and savour it too.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Bottle Opener Ring

$6.00

Bottoms up

We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!

SPECS

• 316L stainless steel
• Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red
• Size 12
• Width - 20 mm (0.79 in)
• Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free

Bullet Ice Cube Mold

$25.00

Our position on gun violence?

Don't be an active shooter, be an active drinker instead, with this large caliber ice cube mold. Hell, use it to get drunk and make love not war...or to scare your neighbors so they stop complaining about your Harley when you fire it up at 2AM.

Certification: CIQ,CE / EU
Feature: Eco-Friendly Plastic
Material: Plastic
Plastic Type: PE

Cleaver Purse

$30.00

Vinyl Cleaver Purse

A quirky, fun accessory with a slightly macabre edge. Perfect for horror fans and for those who wish it was Halloween all year round. It's small enough to be handy when out and about, but big enough to fit all your creepy bits and pieces in.

A small faux leather handle turns the bag into an easy to carry wristlet.

Red satin style
Lined zipper pocket
Approx size: W 38cm x H 13cm x D 3cm or
11 inches wide and 6.5 inches in height

Crystal Skull Glass

$20.00

Add some paranormal to your next party

• High borodilicate glass
• Cool skull design beverage glass
• You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage

Product weight: 2.82 oz (80 g)
Package weight: 3.63 oz (103 g)
Product size (L x W x H): 1.97 x 2.36 x 2.16 inches / 5 x 6 x 5.5 cm
Package size (L x W x H): 3.42 x 3.03 x 2.95 inches / 8.7 x 7.7 x 7.5 cm

Crystal Skull Shot

$26.00

Take a skull shot on us

• High borosilicate glass
• Cool skull design beverage glass
• You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage
• Package weight: 4.93 oz (140 g)
• Product size (L x W x H): 2.67 x 2.67 x 2.59 in / 6.8 x 6.8 x 6.6 cm
• Package size (L x W x H): 3.34 x 3.23 x 4.13 in / 8.5 x 8.2 x 10.5 cm

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Dia De Los Muertos

$333.00

A wicked skull replica cast from a human skull

Museum-quality, heavy cast resin replica of a real human skull, featuring three small metal skulls caved and inlaid into the piece itself.

A work of art we find beautiful and primal. A must for your office (gotta get that promotion!), library (anyone remember what that is?), or the dashboard of your mom's car.

Carving Time: 78 hours

Exorcist Skull Mask

$399.00

Covered in Latin verses and ancient Christian symbols, this astonishing and creepy-as-fuck skull mask was inspired by Tibetan necromancer skulls and Ephesians 6:12:

"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places."

Carving time: 125 hours

Laser Pen Flashlight Bullet

$19.00

A trifecta of keychain functionality in bullet-shaped badassness

Yup you read that right. This bullet keychain has three functions: a laser pointer, a ballpoint pen, and an LED flashlight. Would we rock this dope keychain ourselves? Hell yes.

Mr Banana Wine Stopper

$20.00

Mr. Banana Wine Stopper will make sure your wine or other beverage stays fresh the only way his lecherous little mind knows—by sticking his banana in the hole (sound familiar)?

• Material: silicone and ABS
• Size: 7 x 6 x 10cm

Rock Her World

$48.00

Rock her world ... at will

What do you get when you mashup a vibrating egg, a wireless remote and a honey hole? You guessed it, a wirelessly controlled vibrator!

This bad boy has 3 speeds and 7 vibrating modes. Is she a squirter? No problem! Rock Her World is waterproof! At work, school or a PTA meeting with your favorite soccer mom? No problem! Rock Her World is <50 decibels. Leave her gasping for more with this usb rechargeable remote vibrator.

SPECS

Waterproof
Quiet
100 minutes of use per charge
Battery powered remote control
Easy to clean
USB charger
Highly elastic and durable silicone and nylon

Skull of Thine Enemy Bowl

$222.00

You can do more than just drink from it

Unlike the cheaper (and shittier) skull bowls found elsewhere, this one's a detailed replica of a real male human skull cast in resin. Note the imprints of the brain folds on the inside of the skull.

The inside of the bowl is coated with a food safe resin coating, tested with liquid up to 205 degrees Fahrenheit. That means you can not only drink but eat Wheaties and soup from the skull of thine enemies too!

Each piece is hand-painted and takes 5 days to create. This item is not microwave safe, dish washer safe or a pet chew toy. It would however look bad as fuck on your bar, desk, garage or Maori human skull trophy room.

Special Forces Carved Skull

$333.00

Special Forces are as badass as it gets. And a skull is as badass as it is. We put the two together to make this carved skull, a beast of craftsmanship.

Viking Skull

$555.00

Replica of a real human skull carved in the spirit of a berserker Viking. The original skull itself is over 120 years old, and real bear canines and viking relics were used in making it.

It can be worn as a mask but it was made to be displayed on another skull, hanging on a wall, or on a stand.

This remarkable piece is sure to be an attention-getter whether in a glass dome, hanging in your cubicle, or displayed where you store your other body parts.

If you plan on wearing it, it's recommend that you wear it over a black balaclava.

• Hand-painted
• Has 24 pieces but comes fully assembled
• 120 hours carving time, 2 weeks to mold, and 3 days to paint, seal and assemble

Whiskey Bullets

$36.00

Six (yes please!) 304 stainless steel whiskey stones to chill your drinks

Keep your drink as potent as you want your dick to be. These bullet-shaped whiskey stones will chill your drink without diluting it. Our badass bullet whiskey stone gift set is made of 304 stainless steel, which won't rust or corrode.

Most importantly, it holds a cold temperature like a boss without watering down your poison.

Cooler than conventional whiskey stones? Hell yes. Comes with a drawstring pouch for easy travel and so you can feel like James fucking Bond (or probably more like Austin Powers).

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

3 Megaton R7 Semyorka Nuclear Missile

$3,298,735.11

You're guaranteed to have a blast

Have fun blowing shit up with this 3 megaton Soviet-era nuclear missile.

With a 5,000-mile range, you can destroy a city, small country, or your in-laws' entire world from the comfort of your own home. Or just blackmail governments for cash, cheese or hard-to-find bike parts.

• Intercontinental ballistic delivery system included.
• Dishwasher safe, allergy-free, environmentally tested.
• Honeytrap experience at KGB Strippers included with every purchase.
• See the blast radius and casualty estimates with this neat simulator (just enter 3000 in the kiloton yield).

Semyorka means "quality" in Russian

In the chaos that ensued the breakup of the USSR, a few of these puppies fell out the back of a truck and into our lap. Good times.

They come with a 2-day warranty, but you can also purchase a 15-year service plan (you're welcome).

We stand behind the quality of all our products. If it doesn't detonate then return it with proof of purchase. We'll replace it with the same warhead or another one of equal megatonage.

Ummm ... never mind.

If you're rich, stupid and/or generous enough to buy this then you're responsible for any transactional and other incidental costs associated with giving you your money back.

The other option is that you let us donate some or all of these monies to two charities we support—Biker Down and Association of Recovering Motorcyclists

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Ice Grenade!

$20.00

Sure to have a blast

Does your drink blow? Make it blow up instead! Your drinks just got a whole lot more explosive with this grenade-shaped ice cube mold. Its large size will chill your drink in a flash.

Fill the silicone mold with water, freeze, chuck it in a glass, and take cover. Buy four for an illuminating discount.

SPECS

Made with freezer, oven, microwave, and dishwasher-safe, durable silicone
Working Temperature - -60 to +240° C
Size - 10cm x 6cm

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Black Skull Dice

$16.00

Roll The Dice

Little skulls instead of dots are crafted into these heavy black dice.

Material: Resin
Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"

Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).