When your drinking glass has taken a bullet for you
Sip from a glass that appears to have a.308 calibre bullet lodged in it.
Made from hand-blown glass, with each one being slightly different., it's our kinda art.
Pretend you're in a slow-motion video and someone shot at you. Or casually sip from this badAF "bulletproof" drinking glass as you start your tale... "you know, this glass saved my life..."
Looking like an epic freeze-frame captured at the point of impact, this beautiful port, wine or whiskey glass is a great conversation-starter. Take turns telling your story of how a .308 calibre bullet got lodged in your glass.
No one will understand you anyway because you're slurring your words and they're drinking too.
They say that real drinkers never drink the good stuff in one shot. They savour it. With this dope glass, now you can have your shot and savour it too (don't even...).
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.308 Whiskey
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$36.00
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When your whiskey's taken a bullet for you
Sip from a glass that appears to have a.308 calibre bullet lodged in it.
Made from hand-blown glass, with each one being slightly different., it's our kinda art.
Pretend you're in a slow-motion video and someone shot at you. Or casually sip from this badAF "bulletproof" drinking glass as you start your tale... "you know, this glass saved my life..."
Looking like an epic freeze-frame captured at the point of impact, this beautiful port, wine or whiskey glass is a great conversation-starter. Take turns telling your story of how a .308 calibre bullet got lodged in your glass.
No one will understand you anyway because you're slurring your words and they're drinking too.
They say that real whiskey drinkers never drink the good stuff in one shot. They savour it. With this dope whiskey glass, now you can have your shot, and savour it too.
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Bottle Opener Ring
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$25.00
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Bottoms up
We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!
SPECS
• 316L stainless steel • Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red • Size 12 • Width - 20 mm (0.79 in) • Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free
Bullet Ice Cube Mold
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$26.00
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Our position on gun violence?
Don't be an active shooter, be an active drinker instead with this large caliber ice cube mold.
Certification: CIQ,CE / EU Feature: Eco-Friendly Plastic Material: Plastic Plastic Type: PE
Have a drinking problem? SAMHSA’s National Helpline 24/7, 365-day-a-year (U.S.): 1-800-662-HELP (4357)
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Crystal Skull Glass
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$20.00
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Add some paranormal to your next party
• High borodilicate glass • Cool skull design beverage glass • You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage Product weight: 2.82 oz (80 g) Package weight: 3.63 oz (103 g) Product size (L x W x H): 1.97 x 2.36 x 2.16 inches / 5 x 6 x 5.5 cm Package size (L x W x H): 3.42 x 3.03 x 2.95 inches / 8.7 x 7.7 x 7.5 cm
Crystal Skull Shot
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$26.00
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Take a skull shot on us
• High borosilicate glass • Cool skull design beverage glass • You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage • Package weight: 4.93 oz (140 g) • Product size (L x W x H): 2.67 x 2.67 x 2.59 in / 6.8 x 6.8 x 6.6 cm • Package size (L x W x H): 3.34 x 3.23 x 4.13 in / 8.5 x 8.2 x 10.5 cm
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
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Dia De Los Muertos
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$333.00
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A wicked skull replica cast from a human skull
Museum-quality, heavy cast resin replica of a real human skull, featuring three small metal skulls caved and inlaid into the piece itself.
A work of art we find beautiful and primal. A must for your office (gotta get that promotion!), library (anyone remember what that is?), or the dashboard of your mom's car.
Carving Time: 78 hours
Exorcist Skull Mask
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$399.00
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Covered in Latin verses and ancient Christian symbols, this astonishing and creepy-as-fuck skull mask was inspired by Tibetan necromancer skulls and Ephesians 6:12:
"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places."
Carving time: 125 hours
Laser Pen Flashlight Bullet
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$19.00
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A trifecta of keychain functionality in bullet-shaped badassness
Yup you read that right. This bullet keychain has three functions: a laser pointer, a ballpoint pen, and an LED flashlight. Would we rock this dope keychain ourselves? Hell yes.
Mr Banana Wine Stopper
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$20.00
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Mr. Banana Wine Stopper will make sure your wine or other beverage stays fresh the only way his lecherous little mind knows—by sticking his banana in the hole (sound familiar)?
• Material: silicone and ABS • Size: 7 x 6 x 10cm
Rock Her World
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$48.00
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Rock her world ... at will
What do you get when you mashup a vibrating egg, a wireless remote and a honey hole? You guessed it, a wirelessly controlled vibrator!
This bad boy has 3 speeds and 7 vibrating modes. Is she a squirter? No problem! Rock Her World is waterproof! At work, school or a PTA meeting with your favorite soccer mom? No problem! Rock Her World is <50 decibels. Leave her gasping for more with this usb rechargeable remote vibrator.
SPECS
Waterproof Quiet 100 minutes of use per charge Battery powered remote control Easy to clean USB charger Highly elastic and durable silicone and nylon
Skull of Thine Enemy Bowl
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$222.00
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You can do more than just drink from it
Unlike the cheaper (and shittier) skull bowls found elsewhere, this one's a detailed replica of a real male human skull cast in resin. Note the imprints of the brain folds on the inside of the skull.
The inside of the bowl is coated with a food safe resin coating, tested with liquid up to 205 degrees Fahrenheit. That means you can not only drink but eat Wheaties and soup from the skull of thine enemies too!
Each piece is hand-painted and takes 5 days to create. This item is not microwave safe, dish washer safe or a pet chew toy. It would however look bad as fuck on your bar, desk, garage or Maori human skull trophy room.
Special Forces Carved Skull
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$333.00
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Special Forces are as badass as it gets. And a skull is as badass as it is. We put the two together to make this carved skull, a beast of craftsmanship.
Viking Skull
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$555.00
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Replica of a real human skull carved in the spirit of a berserker Viking. The original skull itself is over 120 years old, and real bear canines and viking relics were used in making it.
It can be worn as a mask but it was made to be displayed on another skull, hanging on a wall, or on a stand.
This remarkable piece is sure to be an attention-getter whether in a glass dome, hanging in your cubicle, or displayed where you store your other body parts.
If you plan on wearing it, it's recommend that you wear it over a black balaclava.
• Hand-painted • Has 24 pieces but comes fully assembled • 120 hours carving time, 2 weeks to mold, and 3 days to paint, seal and assemble
Whiskey Bullets
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$36.00
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Six (yes please!) 304 stainless steel whiskey stones to chill your drinks
Keep your drink as potent as you want your dick to be. These bullet-shaped whiskey stones will chill your drink without diluting it. Our badass bullet whiskey stone gift set is made of 304 stainless steel, which won't rust or corrode.
Most importantly, it holds a cold temperature like a boss without watering down your poison.
Cooler than conventional whiskey stones? Hell yes. Comes with a drawstring pouch for easy travel and so you can feel like JamesfuckingBond (or probably more like Austin Powers).
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
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3 Megaton R7 Semyorka Nuclear Missile
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$3,298,735.11
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You're guaranteed to have a blast
Have fun blowing shit up with this 3 megaton Soviet-era nuclear missile.
With a 5,000-mile range, you can destroy a city, small country, or your in-laws' entire world from the comfort of your own home. Or just blackmail governments for cash, cheese or hard-to-find bike parts.
• Intercontinental ballistic delivery system included. • Dishwasher safe, allergy-free, environmentally tested. • Honeytrap experience at KGB Strippers included with every purchase. • See the blast radius and casualty estimates with this neat simulator (just enter 3000 in the kiloton yield).
Semyorka means "quality" in Russian
In the chaos that ensued the breakup of the USSR, a few of these puppies fell out the back of a truck and into our lap. Good times.
They come with a 2-day warranty, but you can also purchasea15-year service plan (you're welcome).
We stand behind the quality of all our products. If it doesn't detonate then return it with proof of purchase. We'll replace it with the same warhead or another one of equal megatonage*.
*Supplies are limited--we reserve the right to replace your missile with a bag of sweet, juicy dog poo (Target bag included).
In case you need us to spell it out,...no Virginia, we're not actually selling a nuclear missile. This is a fucking joke.
If you're a dumbass, rich and/or generous enough to buy this then you're responsible for any transactional and other incidental costs associated with giving you your money back.
Does your drink blow? Make it blow up instead! Your drinks just got a whole lot more explosive with this grenade-shaped ice cube mold. Its large size will chill your drink in a flash.
Fill the silicone mold with water, freeze, chuck it in a glass, and take cover. Buy four for an illuminating discount.
SPECS
Made with freezer, oven, microwave, and dishwasher-safe, durable silicone Working Temperature - -60 to +240° C Size - 10cm x 6cm
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Black Skull Dice
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$20.00
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Roll The Dice
Little skulls instead of dots are crafted into these heavy black dice.
Material: Resin Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"
Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Glow-In-The-Dark Scorpion Belt Buckle
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$33.00
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It doesn't get more badass than this
Made of alloy metal and carved with Western designs, this unique belt buckle has a real scorpion embedded in it.
And did we mention the luminous center glows in the dark after being exposed to light?
You're welcome 🤟🏽
SPECS
Fits on standard 1.5" snap-on belts
Size: 9 x 7 cm (3.54 x 2.76 in.)
Weight: 0.089kg
Delivery: 2-4 weeks This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
The Bullet Belt
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$66.00
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Rock 'n reload
When you're shooting for that outlaw bandit look, it's time to rock this genuine leather belt that looks like a bandolier loaded with bullets.
It comes in four colors and three sizes, and is also studded with skull and crossbones, and a design featuring a gun in front of a row of bullets.
The buckle and bullets are metal alloy, and the belt is 3.8 cm (1.18 in.) wide.
Rock it and you'll never run out of ammo, or have to ask yourself "did I fire six shots or only five?"
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Animal Totem Western Buckle
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$35.00
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Rock your animal totem
If you have an animal totem that calls out to you, you might wanna check out these OG, manly-sized, western belt buckles. Your choice of cock, bull, scorpion, horse, leaf and ridin' cowboy yeeha!
We recommend the cock. Why? Why else? Because you could have oodles of fun with it. "Hey boss, I'll get that report for you in a sec, but I'm kinda busy adjusting my cock now", "Thanks for dinner grandma, would you like to see my new cock?" etc.
SPECS
Material: Alloy
Size - 5.5 in x 4 in (14 x 9.9 cm)
Delivery: 2-4 weeks This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Stash Rings
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$33.00
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Once you go Black Beard ...
These ornate rings harken back to thedazeof yore during the Golden Age of Piracy. Now you too can keep piracy alive and kickin' (or slashin') with these badass, baroque rings.
Made of zinc alloy, they feature a compartment you can stash your piratey shit in--gunpowder, a miniature treasure map drawn on a shrunken head, or your pre-raiding fix.
For the KING'S CROSS ring, please enter whether you want it in gold or silver in the Order Note section during checkout.
- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.
- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off). - Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.
- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.
- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.
We harvest our poo from our two prodigious poop-makin' producers, Daizy and Bandit.
This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best dog poo money can buy. You get it straight from the source, our dogs' anuses.
We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit.
If you find better shit elsewhere, it's just gonna be tough shit...because our shit is softer!*"
- Deme Spy, CEO
*Does not apply when our dogs or preppies (see below) are not properly hydrated.
TARGET BAG INCLUDED!
WE'RE NOT REALLY SELLING YOU POO, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE!
BUT YOU CAN BUY THE TARGET BAG IF YOU WANT
Supplies are limited. We reserve the right to replace our dog poo with this guy's 100%, ethically-sourced preppy poo--always harvested safely in Ivy-League schools and other elite institutional settings.
Grenade Whiskey Decanter Set
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$111.00
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Blow Shit Up...
With this Grenade Whiskey Decanter Set. It includes a liquor decanter and 2 whiskey glasses with a wooden holder.
• Unique decanter grenade Design
• Ergonomically designed handle
• Liquor decanter and whiskey glasses are made of premium food-grade, crystal clear, lead-free glass showing the original color of whiskey
• 850ml large-capacity decanter can hold a whole bottle of whiskey, and two 300ml whiskey glasses can get you and your crew drunk as fuck before you wake up and your lives comes crashing down around you.
•The matching glass stopper can also be used as a decanter to store whiskey
• The matching funnel can help you easily fill the decanter without spilling the whiskey + the matching weighted base maintains its stability
• Comes with: 850ml Whiskey decanter with glass stopper, 2 set of 300ml large glasses with 2 simple coasters, stainless steel funnel, vintage weighted base, packaged in an elegant box
• 100% realistic—if you throw it at someone it'll probably shatter someone's dreams. Bottoms up to a world where this'll be the only use for 'em
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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