The Outlaw Fur Biker Vest
by Biker Dope™
These are the only fur biker vests in the world.
Armored. Reversible. Rugged. And not just for bikers.
Modelled after the barbarian fur vests worn by outlaw bikers of the 60s and 70s--shirtless, or over t-shirts, blue jean jackets, leather jackets, or nothin' at all.
• REVERSIBLE—turn it inside out, rock the leather or fur side, zip both ways
• PROTECTIVE LEATHER INNER LINING with an embossed logo option (or choose a cloth inner lining with your image choice)
• BACK ARMOR—CE-approved, removable
• SPECIALIZED POCKETS up the ass, including for your phone, sunglasses, wallet, smokes, stash, business cards & a gun pocket
• Other surprises, like a CREDIT CARD KNIFE in a dedicated pocket
• Realistic, durable FAUX FUR
• BIKER STRONG: quality leather & durable materials, heavy duty stitching, industrial-strength zipper ... yeah, you're giving this to your grandkids.
T H E D E F A U L T C O M B O
1. SELECT YOUR SIZE
2. ENTER YOUR HEIGHT & WEIGHT
in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout
--- 1. LEATHER INNER LINING OPTIONS ---
Enter leather color -- we can make your vest in practically any standard leather color, distressed or not
Enter leather type -- "lambskin" OR "cowhide" (if you don't want our standard buffalo skin)
Enter "embossed" -- if you want a logo or image embossed on the leather (+$150 for the mold, then +$30 for each vest it's applied to)
--- 2. CLOTH INNER LINING INSTEAD OF LEATHER? ---
• If you're an international DJ or hip hop artist who sweats up a storm on stage
• If your parole precludes you from riding more than eleven miles from the Equator
• If you enjoy the quaint charm of road rash, or
• If you wanna rock one of our stock images or your own graphic (like this celebrated Brooklyn producer) ...
You have the option to choose an easy-to-care-for polyester inner lining instead of leather.
Enter "cloth inner lining"
in the ORDER NOTE section and:
a. Nothing else--if you don't choose an image you'll get our badass Biker Dope logo;
b. Enter an image number from the free stock choices below
c. Email us your custom image*
(+ $50 for our artist to create a vector graphic)
d. We can use a pic of your mama naked we already have.
*You certify that you possess the legal right for us to use the image you send us. You also certify that you are in no way connected to the shadowy organization I.
Our default choice for the Outlaw is Brown Long-Haired--especially if you're a wolf (you know who you are).
--- 3. FUR OPTIONS ---
**There may be variations of color and fur type, but you'll still look dope as fuck.
--- 3. GENDER CUT ---
ENTER "Fem Cut" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout if you want the more retro-fashion Fem Cut, like this acclaimed NY performer.
(411: most female customers prefer the default Male cut as well)
OUR BARBARIAN LINE
FUR BIKER VEST COLLECTION