It doesn't get any faster than our supercar rim replica watch, replete with ceramic brake pad. Stainless steel and shockproof for your lifestyle. Stylish for your swagger. Water resistant for when things get wet.
SPECS
Swiss quartz movement Stainless steel casing and band Band Length: 9.44 in (24 cm) Band width: .78 in (20 mm) Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic) Shock Resistant Push button hidden clasp Case thickness: .47 in (12 mm) Dial window material: Hardlex Dial diameter: 1.70 in (43 mm) Package includes: Watch, elegant box, user manual, cleaning cloth and link removal tool
US Delivery: 2-6 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
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Rechargeable Watch Lighter
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$45.00
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For punctual pyromaniacs
This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.
To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.
It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
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Self-Winding Aviator's Watch
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$55.00
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A classic, mechanical, self-winding chronograph
Three chronograph dials, water resistant to 3 bars, luminescent dials, in a stainless steel casing? You bet. Plus there's something cool and classic about a mechanical, self-winding watch. Kinda like a suicide clutch. Except for time.
The wearer's natural arm movements wind the watch,
SPECS
Features: Complete Calendar, Water-Resistant, Luminous Hands
Movement: Automatic Self-Wind
Dial Window Material Type: Glass
Dial Diameter: 44mm
Band Material Type: Stainless Steel
Band Width: 22mm
Band Length: 21cm
Clasp Type: Folding Clasp with Safety
Case Shape: ROUND
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Thickness: 17mm
Water Resistance Depth: 3Bar
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Chronograph Studded Leather Cuff Watch
Regular price
$330.00
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Rock it like the stud that you are
This cuff is hand-crafted from vegetable tanned leather, which is used for high-end leather goods and the highest quality leather available.
Fully handmade by a master craftsman in the USA, it's hand-tooled and hand-stitched with natural thread.
The leather cuff is 2 1/2 inches wide, and closes with a heavy duty buckle. It includes a mechanical watch with a second timer, which is removable and interchangeable with other watches.
The coolest part is the transparent face - get mesmerized by the moving gears of its precise Japanese movement.
This is a mechanical watch that you wind by hand—no battery is needed.
SEND US YOUR WRIST MEASUREMENT
Please measure your wrist size and enter it in the Order Note section during checkout. Measure your wrist over and around the wrist bone using a measuring tape.
ENGRAVING YOUR CUFF?
Your text will be laser engraved to the back of the leather band. Just enter what you want engraved in the Order Note section during checkout. Refer to the last product pic and also enter which font to use.
IMPORTANT CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Avoid water damage. This watch is not water resistant and is not shockproof.Please note that the cuff itself is the master leatherwork you'repaying for, and you can replace the watch with most standard watch faces.
The band is made from vegetable-tanned genuine leather, the highest quality tanning method for leather, and water exposure can cause discoloration.
This handmade item's delivery estimate: 1–3 weeks
This unique product ships to you directly from our artisan's Florida workshop
Classic Military Aviator Watches
Regular price
$40.00
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Rock it on land, air and sea
This ruggedAF, aviator's chronograph with military styling is water resistant to 30 ATM, has a genuine leather strap, and comes in six colors and styles.
Most importantly, it's large-sized dial will give you the information you need at a glance including a 24-hour display, a calendar, and minute and seconds subdials with stopwatch functioning.
SPECS
• Movement: Quartz movement (Japan Made) • Dial Window Material Type: Hardlex • Dial Diameter: 46mm • Band Material Type: Leather • Band Length: 23cm • Band Width: 24mm • Case Material: Alloy • Case Thickness: 13mm • 12-months movement guarantee • Water Resistance Depth: 3Bar (please see our chart in the product pics)
Delivery: 2-4 weeks This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Classic Aviator
Regular price
$40.00
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This durable sport watch follows a timeless classic aviator design. Rock it on your bike, at work or whenever.
Versatile, sporty and swag as fuck.
Shoutout to Joseph S from Hudson WI
• Dial Diameter: 35.5mm • Band Material: PU Leather • Band Width: 19mm • Case Thickness: 7mm • Movement: Quartz • Band Length: 24.5cm • Clasp Type: Buckle • Feature: Shock Resistant
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
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Man of Action
Regular price
$50.00
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A water resistant chronograph for men of action
If you're a man of action (you know who you are) this watch'll fit right into your lifestyle. And we know most bikers have to cope with shocks, rain and all kinds of shit trying to terminate your timepiece. Not with this bad boy. It's water resistant to 30m, and its Japanese quartz movement is guaranteed for 12-months. It has a calendar plus 3 chronographs for seconds, minutes, and a 24-hour dial. Plus its clean military styling and genuine leather strap will keep you looking swag as fuck.
SPECS
Dial diameter - 48 mm Case thickness -14 mm Watch length -240 mm Band width - 24 mm Watch weight -100.6 g Water resistance - 30m Movement - Japanese quartz movement Case - Steel alloy Crystal material - Hardlex Strap material - Genuine leather
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
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Paradise Watch
Regular price
$200.00
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A beautiful contradiction ... like you
These strikingly beautiful, self-winding watches feature a large 39mm diameter casing, a high bubble crystal glass case, and a vibrant tropical motif.
The coolest part is that the design in combination with the raised glass create optical illusions of movement.
This quality watch is a contradiction in style, both elegant and badass, earthy and opulent, classic and modern ... kinda like you.
Its many hidden surprises make this one of our favorite women's watches—a comfortable arc-shaped closing mechanism, a winding ball with a rubber ring, a calfskin leather band imported from Italy and patterned in the shape of a crocodile, and highly accurate chronograph movement.
Did we mention an all-stainless steel case, a transparent bottom, and being waterproof to 50m?
You're welcome <3
SPECS
Automatic-self-winding movement
Water resistant to 5Bar
Sapphire crystal dial
Dial diameter - 39mm
Case thickness - 16.5mm
Band - leather
Band width - 19mm
Band length - 23cm
Clasp type - leather deployment bucket
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Military Watch
Regular price
$50.00
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Waterproof military-grade multifunction watch
It's no surprise this is one of our best-selling watches. Why? Because it not only looks dope but is built to take a beatin' and keep on tickin'
Hell, you can rock a different color every day.
• Features - Back Light, Alarm, 50M Waterproof, Shock Proof, Dual Display, Water Resistant to 5 Bars, Luminous, Multiple Time Zones, Chronograph, Shock Resistant, Repeater, Stop Watch, Auto Date, LED display • Band Width - 21mm • Gender - Men • Dial Diameter - 51mm • Water Resistance Depth - 5 Bars • Case Thickness - 18mm • Clasp Type - Buckle • Band Length - 22cm • Watch Type: Military • Dial Display: Analog and Digital
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
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Gentleman Racer
Regular price
$86.00
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McQueen-inspired, race-ready
This elegant yet affordable watch has two 1/1000 second chronometers and a minute chronometer for racers and fans alike. It's water resistant to 30 meters (no swimming but you're good with splashing and rain) plus its sturdy, stainless steel, shock resistant construction means it can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. Which is important if you're ride, have an active lifestyle, or get licked allot.
With its handsome styling, luminous dials, calendar function, choice of metal or leather straps, and race-inspired carbon black or white watch face options, we've included this bad boy in our ever-growing Racing Watch Collection.
This handsomeAF timepiece still deserves to be rocked with swagger. Plus if you crash you won't have to choose between a new racing machine and a new timepiece.
SPECS
Movement - Quartz Case Material - Stainless Steel Band Length - 22cm Folding Clasp with safety Water resistance depth - 3bar Features - Date, full calendar, shock resistant, luminous hands, 2 second and 1 minute chronographs Dial Diameter - 42mm Crystal material - hardlex Band material - stainless steel or leather Band width - 22mm Case thickness - 12mm
Big Woody Watch
Regular price
$60.00
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We couldn't help ourselves
Just look at this manly hunka wood. It's one helluv an elegant expression of masculinity.
Handmade of environmentally-friendly green sandalwood, each watch is unique and has different shades and grains.
With a chronograph, multiple functions and water resistance to 3ATM, it also has a luminous dial--so everyone can see your Woody, even in the dark.
Its gears and inner workings, exposed through a transparent face, will mesmerize and amaze you. It's said that if you stare at it for too long, you run the risk of getting sucked through a portal into parallel universe--you know, the one where beer is free, robots do all the work, and happy endings don't cost extra (we've been staring at it all day).
Ahem, this handmade limited edition watch ships to you directly from the manufacturer in its own swag wooden box (which doubles as a hamster coffin should that need ever arise).
Buy the damn watch. It's unique and dope as fuck.
SPECS
Automatically self-winds with movement or hand-winds Luminous dial Band and case material: Green sandalwood Band Length: 8.7 in (22 cm) Band width: .91 in (23 mm) Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic) Bracelet clasp Case thickness: .59 in (15 mm) Dial window material: Hardlex Dial diameter: 1.85 in (47 mm)
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
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Russian Roulette Cufflinks
Regular price
$2,202.00
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Feeling lucky today?
Now your cuffs can be a canvas to rock your dontgiveafuckery on. These Russian roulette cufflinks, outlaw spawn of our Russian Roulette ring, are among our favorite pieces of jewelry ... ever.
Equal parts elegant and badass, they're handcrafted in your choice of sterling silver, gold plated, 10k, 14k or 18k gold (white, yellow, rose [standard or matte], green), or platinum. Go ahead, pull the trigger on these dope as fuck cufflinks.*
The gemstone bullet in the gun cylinder is a high quality synthetic ruby, but you can email us us for a quote on using real birthstones or genuine or synthetic diamonds, sapphires, rubies, emeralds or any other gemstones instead.
Please enter the type of gold, gemstone or any customization requests in the notes section during checkout or just email us
Note: storewide discounts do not apply unless indicated specifically for this item
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
*Proud & Free does not condone or encourage playing Russian roulette or any other form of suicide. Unless you're Christopher Walken. Then you'll walk away with an Oscar. If you're hell-bent on playing, use this gun.
Whiskey Bullets
Regular price
$36.00
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Six (yes please!) 304 stainless steel whiskey stones to chill your drinks
Keep your drink as potent as you want your dick to be. These bullet-shaped whiskey stones will chill your drink without diluting it. Our badass bullet whiskey stone gift set is made of 304 stainless steel, which won't rust or corrode.
Most importantly, it holds a cold temperature like a boss without watering down your poison.
Cooler than conventional whiskey stones? Hell yes. Comes with a drawstring pouch for easy travel and so you can feel like JamesfuckingBond (or probably more like Austin Powers).
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
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Russian Roulette
Regular price
$3,545.00
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Feeling lucky today?
Your fingers can be a canvas to rock your dontgiveafuckery on. This Russian Roulette ring, its spawn Russian Roulette cufflinks, and its brother the Six Shooter ring, are among our favorite pieces of jewelry ... ever.
Equal parts elegant and badass, it's handcrafted in your choice of sterling silver, gold plated, 10k, 14k or 18k gold (white, yellow, rose [standard or matte], green), or platinum. Go ahead, pull the trigger on this dope as fuck ring.*
The gemstone bullet in the gun cylinder is a high quality synthetic ruby, but you can email us us for a quote on using real birthstones or genuine or synthetic diamonds, sapphires, rubies, emeralds or any other gemstones instead.
Note: storewide discounts do not apply unless indicated specifically for this item
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
*Proud & Free does not condone or encourage playing Russian roulette or any other form of suicide. Unless you're Christopher Walken. Then you'll walk away with an Oscar. If you're hell-bent on playing, use this gun.
Six Shooter
Regular price
$6,070.00
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"Do ya feel lucky punk?"
Your fingers can be a canvas to rock your dontgiveafuckery on. So next time you're telling the pinkies-went-to-market story, make things more interesting by introducing this liddle pinky that wore a six shooter instead. Needless to say, this Six Shooter ring, along with its black sheep brother the Russian Roulette ring, is one of our favorite jewelry pieces ... ever.
Equal parts elegant and badass, it's handcrafted in your choice of sterling silver, gold plated, 10k, 14k or 18k gold (yellow, rose, green white), or platinum. Go ahead, pull the trigger on this dope as fuck ring.
The gemstones in the gun cylinder are high quality Moissanite, but you can email us us for a low price quote on using real birthstones, diamonds, rubies or any other gemstone instead.
Note: storewide discounts do not apply unless indicated specifically for this item
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
Floral 6 Shooter Ring
Regular price
$303.00
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Load the chamber
Rock this badass like gunslinger you are with this floral pattern ring and chamber design, and your choice of birth stone and precious metals.
Equal parts elegant and femme fatale, the ring is handcrafted in your choice of sterling silver, gold plated, 10k, 14k or 18k gold (yellow, rose, green white), or platinum..
Go ahead, pull the trigger on this dope as fuck ring.
Email us for a low price quote on using real birthstones, diamonds, rubies or any other gemstone instead.
Please enter your ring size, and any customization requests, in the notes section during checkout, Email us with this info (and your name and order number).
Every day, 2 billion men worldwide play pocket pool, and 400.000 pickpocket incidents occur. We can't do anything about the pocket pool, nor would we want to, but you can prevent from becoming a victim with this anti-theft, dope as fuck, waterproof backpack. Key features include cut-proof material, hidden zipper closures, and secret pockets that'll keep your shit safe.
Other dope features
- Integrated USB charging port - Illuminating safety strips - Water repellent fabric - Balanced weight - Luggage strap - Adjustable open angles - YKK zippers - Advanced storage design - Shock-proof - 3 different colors - 2 years warranty and dedicated customer service
Dimensions
- This Backpack fits a 15,6" laptop and a tablet up to 10" - Laptop Compartment: 27 cm x 33 - 40 cm x 3,5 cm (Width x Height x Depth) - Tablet Compartment: 25,5 cm x 12 - 18 cm x 1 cm (Width x Height x Depth) - Weight: 850 grams
Delivery: 1 week
3 Megaton R7 Semyorka Nuclear Missile
Regular price
$3,298,735.11
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You're guaranteed to have a blast
Have fun blowing shit up with this 3 megaton Soviet-era nuclear missile.
With a 5,000-mile range, you can destroy a city, small country, or your in-laws' entire world from the comfort of your own home. Or just blackmail governments for cash, cheese or hard-to-find bike parts.
• Intercontinental ballistic delivery system included. • Dishwasher safe, allergy-free, environmentally tested. • Honeytrap experience at KGB Strippers included with every purchase. • See the blast radius and casualty estimates with this neat simulator (just enter 3000 in the kiloton yield).
Semyorka means "quality" in Russian
In the chaos that ensued the breakup of the USSR, a few of these puppies fell out the back of a truck and into our lap. Good times.
They come with a 2-day warranty, but you can also purchasea15-year service plan (you're welcome).
We stand behind the quality of all our products. If it doesn't detonate then return it with proof of purchase. We'll replace it with the same warhead or another one of equal megatonage.
In case you need us to spell it out, no Virginia we're not actually selling a nuclear missile. This is a joke.
If you're rich, stupid and/or generous enough to buy this then you're responsible for any transactional and other incidental costs associated with giving you your money back.
A badass, year-long adventure ride for bikers, played in the real world using an app
THAT'S WHAT EXPERIENCING IT CAN BE WORTH TO YOU (but it's actually free)
Now back to our regularly-scheduled ВiкёрПropaganдa
So WTF is Biker Quest?
It's what you get when you mashup bikers with no holds barred legend tripping, poker runs on steroids, and dope immersive experiences. Find out by joining our fight against the forces of eviel and mass control.
"A positive boon for the cynical ‘been there, done that’ motorcyclist. It’s a powerful new reason to get out and ride...”
"Answers the question: where are we riding today?"
Select this alluring red skull-button to start
Biker Quest is an app-driven odyssey for motorcyclists that's taking bikelife to the next level. It's a quest for the epic and surreal. For charity and challenge. For growth and brother/sisterhood. It's the holy shit factor, compounded by the adventure two wheels and a motor between your legs can bring.
A GAME-CHANGER FOR BIKERS
As you score points in this app-driven ARG you'll unlock more missions, and a host of the unexpected.
Uncensored, immersive events and experiences. Secret locations and local wonders. Spirit journeys and practical jokes. Biker Dates and quests to places like The Door to Hell.
You'll be asked to commit random acts of kindness. Like raising awareness for an anti-child trafficking charity (and using strippers to help you). Riding the streets dressed like a pirate--or like Santa while giving away toys to kids. Or supporting a motogypsy's ride through the rainforest to help endangered wildlife.
You'll also be competing for Dope Swag, including Biker Dope'sBullet Utility Pants - stunningly innovative water-resistant kevlar pants for bikers. These bad boys have over 26 functions including performance-enhancing thigh grips, a touch-sensitive phone pocket above your knee, a tire repair utility belt, resident zip ties and mini duc tape, a slingshot band, specialized pocket tools, dope micro tech, an award-winning CRKT knife, and a resident emergency power bank. Most importantly it's got a commemorative bullet that'll open your beer.
You in? Great. But before you start, there are a few things you should know. Your biker quest will be a commitment. It'll require gas, balls and compassion (in that order). And like most game-changers in life, it'll be worth it.
• Biker Quest is app-driven and free to download, so you can ride and perform missions whenever you want.
• Invite your bingo group for the ride (just bring a defibrillator). • Download the mission delivery app here to start playing in District 2 (NYC and beyond).