Fast and furious

It doesn't get any faster than our supercar rim replica watch, replete with ceramic brake pad. Stainless steel and shockproof for your lifestyle. Stylish for your swagger. Water resistant for when things get wet.

SPECS

Swiss quartz movement
Stainless steel casing and band
Band Length: 9.44 in (24 cm)
Band width: .78 in (20 mm)
Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic)
Shock Resistant
Push button hidden clasp
Case thickness: .47 in (12 mm)
Dial window material: Hardlex
Dial diameter: 1.70 in (43 mm)
Package includes: Watch, elegant box, user manual, cleaning cloth and link removal tool

US Delivery: 2-6 days

Outside US: 2-4 weeks

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For punctual pyromaniacs

This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.

To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.

It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.

US Delivery: 5-9 days

Outside US: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

A classic, mechanical, self-winding chronograph

Three chronograph dials, water resistant to 3 bars, luminescent dials, in a stainless steel casing? You bet. Plus there's something cool and classic about a mechanical, self-winding watch. Kinda like a suicide clutch. Except for time.

The wearer's natural arm movements wind the watch,

 SPECS

• Features: Complete Calendar, Water-Resistant, Luminous Hands
• Movement: Automatic Self-Wind
• Dial Window Material Type: Glass
• Dial Diameter: 44mm
• Band Material Type: Stainless Steel
• Band Width: 22mm
• Band Length: 21cm
• Clasp Type: Folding Clasp with Safety
• Case Shape: ROUND
• Case Material: Stainless Steel
• Case Thickness: 17mm
• Water Resistance Depth: 3Bar

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Rock it like the stud that you are

This cuff is hand-crafted from vegetable tanned leather, which is used for high-end leather goods and the highest quality leather available.

Fully handmade by a master craftsman in the USA, it's hand-tooled and hand-stitched with natural thread.

The leather cuff is 2 1/2 inches wide, and closes with a heavy duty buckle. It includes a mechanical watch with a second timer, which is removable and interchangeable with other watches.

The coolest part is the transparent face - get mesmerized by the moving gears of its precise Japanese movement.

This is a mechanical watch that you wind by hand—no battery is needed.

SEND US YOUR WRIST MEASUREMENT

Please measure your wrist size and enter it in the Order Note section during checkout. Measure your wrist over and around the wrist bone using a measuring tape. 

ENGRAVING YOUR CUFF?

Your text will be laser engraved to the back of the leather band. Just enter what you want engraved in the Order Note section during checkout. Refer to the last product pic and also enter which font to use.

IMPORTANT CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Avoid water damage. This watch is not water resistant and is not shockproof. Please note that the cuff itself is the master leatherwork you're paying for, and you can replace the watch with most standard watch faces.

The band is made from vegetable-tanned genuine leather, the highest quality tanning method for leather, and water exposure can cause discoloration.

This handmade item's delivery estimate: 1–3 weeks

This unique product ships to you directly from our artisan's Florida workshop

 Rock it on land, air and sea

This ruggedAF, aviator's chronograph with military styling is water resistant to 30 ATM, has a genuine leather strap, and comes in six colors and styles.

Most importantly, it's large-sized dial will give you the information you need at a glance including a 24-hour display, a calendar, and minute and seconds subdials with stopwatch functioning.

SPECS

• Movement: Quartz movement (Japan Made) 
• Dial Window Material Type: Hardlex
• Dial Diameter: 46mm
• Band Material Type: Leather
• Band Length: 23cm
• Band Width: 24mm
• Case Material: Alloy
• Case Thickness: 13mm
• 12-months movement guarantee
• Water Resistance Depth: 3Bar (please see our chart in the product pics)

This durable sport watch follows a timeless classic aviator design. Rock it on your bike, at work or whenever. 

Versatile, sporty and swag as fuck.

Shoutout to Joseph S from Hudson WI

• Dial Diameter: 35.5mm
• Band Material: PU Leather
• Band Width: 19mm
• Case Thickness: 7mm
• Movement: Quartz
• Band Length: 24.5cm
• Clasp Type: Buckle
• Feature: Shock Resistant

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

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Waterproof military-grade multifunction watch

It's no surprise this is one of our best-selling watches. Why? Because it not only looks dope but is built to take a beatin' and keep on tickin'

Hell, you can rock a different color every day.

• Features - Back Light, Alarm, 50M Waterproof, Shock Proof, Dual Display, Water Resistant to 5 Bars, Luminous, Multiple Time Zones, Chronograph, Shock Resistant, Repeater, Stop Watch, Auto Date, LED display
• Band Width - 21mm
• Gender - Men
• Dial Diameter - 51mm
• Water Resistance Depth - 5 Bars
• Case Thickness - 18mm
• Clasp Type - Buckle
• Band Length - 22cm
• Watch Type: Military
• Dial Display: Analog and Digital

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

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We couldn't help ourselves 

Just look at this manly hunka wood. It's one helluv an elegant expression of masculinity.

Handmade of environmentally-friendly green sandalwood, each watch is unique and has different shades and grains.

With a chronograph, multiple functions and water resistance to 3ATM, it also has a luminous dial--so everyone can see your Woody, even in the dark.

Its gears and inner workings, exposed through a transparent face, will mesmerize and amaze you. It's said that if you stare at it for too long, you run the risk of getting sucked through a portal into parallel universe--you know, the one where beer is free, robots do all the work, and happy endings don't cost extra (we've been staring at it all day).

Ahem, this handmade limited edition watch ships to you directly from the manufacturer in its own swag wooden box (which doubles as a hamster coffin should that need ever arise).

Buy the damn watch. It's unique and dope as fuck.

SPECS

Automatically self-winds with movement or hand-winds
Luminous dial
Band and case material: Green sandalwood
Band Length: 8.7 in (22 cm)
Band width: .91 in (23 mm)
Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic)
Bracelet clasp
Case thickness: .59 in (15 mm)
Dial window material: Hardlex
Dial diameter: 1.85 in (47 mm)

US Delivery: 5-9 days

Outside US: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Keep your drink as potent as you want your dick to be. These bullet-shaped whiskey stones will chill your drink without diluting it. Our badass bullet whiskey stone gift set is made of 304 stainless steel, which won't rust or corrode.  

Most importantly, it holds a cold temperature like a boss without watering down your poison.

Cooler than conventional whiskey stones? Hell yes. Comes with a drawstring pouch for easy travel and so you can feel like James fucking Bond (or probably more like Austin Powers).

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Waterproof, rip-resistant, USB-charged, anti-theft backpack

Every day, 2 billion men worldwide play pocket pool, and 400.000 pickpocket incidents occur. We can't do anything about the pocket pool, nor would we want to, but you can prevent from becoming a victim with this anti-theft, dope as fuck, waterproof backpack. Key features include cut-proof material, hidden zipper closures, and secret pockets that'll keep your shit safe.

Other dope features

- Integrated USB charging port
- Illuminating safety strips
- Water repellent fabric
- Balanced weight
- Luggage strap
- Adjustable open angles
- YKK zippers
- Advanced storage design
- Shock-proof
- 3 different colors
- 2 years warranty and dedicated customer service

Dimensions

- This Backpack fits a 15,6" laptop and a tablet up to 10"
- Laptop Compartment: 27 cm x 33 - 40 cm x 3,5 cm (Width x Height x Depth)
- Tablet Compartment: 25,5 cm x 12 - 18 cm x 1 cm (Width x Height x Depth)
- Weight: 850 grams

Delivery: 1 week

You're guaranteed to have a blast

Have fun blowing shit up with this 3 megaton Soviet-era nuclear missile. 

With a 5,000-mile range, you can destroy a city, small country, or your in-laws' entire world from the comfort of your own home. Or just blackmail governments for cash, cheese or hard-to-find bike parts.

• Intercontinental ballistic delivery system included.
• Dishwasher safe, allergy-free, environmentally tested.
• Honeytrap experience at KGB Strippers included with every purchase.
• See the blast radius and casualty estimates with this neat simulator (just enter 3000 in the kiloton yield).

Semyorka means "quality" in Russian

In the chaos that ensued the breakup of the USSR, a few of these puppies fell out the back of a truck and into our lap. Good times.

They come with a 2-day warranty, but you can also purchase a 15-year service plan (you're welcome).

We stand behind the quality of all our products. If it doesn't detonate then return it with proof of purchase. We'll replace it with the same warhead or another one of equal megatonage.

In case you need us to spell it out, no Virginia we're not actually selling a nuclear missile. This is a joke.

If you're rich, stupid and/or generous enough to buy this then you're responsible for any transactional and other incidental costs associated with giving you your money back. 

The other option is that you let us donate some or all of these monies to two charities we support—Biker Down and Association of Recovering Motorcyclists

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A badass, year-long adventure ride for bikers, played in the real world using an app

THAT'S WHAT EXPERIENCING IT CAN BE WORTH TO YOU
(but it's actually free)

Now back to our regularly-scheduled Вiкёр Пropaganдa

So WTF is Biker Quest?

It's what you get when you mashup bikers ​with no holds barred ​legend tripping, poker runs on steroids, and dope ​immersive experiences. Find out by joining our fight against the forces of eviel and mass control.

"A positive boon for the cynical ‘been there, done that’ motorcyclist. It’s a powerful new reason to get out and ride...”

"Answers the question: where are we riding today?"

Select this alluring red skull-button to start

 

Biker Quest is an app-driven odyssey for motorcyclists that's taking bikelife to the next level. It's a quest for the epic and surreal. For charity and challenge. For growth and brother/sisterhood. It's the holy shit factor, compounded by the adventure two wheels and a motor between your legs can bring.

A GAME-CHANGER FOR BIKERS

As you score points in this app-driven ARG you'll unlock more missions, and a host of the unexpected.

Uncensored, immersive events and experiences. Secret locations and local wonders. Spirit journeys and practical jokes. Biker Dates and quests to places like The Door to Hell.

You'll be asked to commit random acts of kindness. Like raising awareness for an anti-child trafficking charity (and using strippers to help you). Riding the streets dressed like a pirate--or like Santa while giving away toys to kids. Or supporting a motogypsy's ride through the rainforest to help endangered wildlife.

You'll also be competing for Dope Swag, including Biker Dope's Bullet Utility Pants - stunningly innovative water-resistant kevlar pants for bikers. These bad boys have over 26 functions including performance-enhancing thigh grips, a touch-sensitive phone pocket above your knee, a tire repair utility belt, resident zip ties and mini duc tape, a slingshot band, specialized pocket tools, dope micro tech, an award-winning CRKT knife, and a resident emergency power bank. Most importantly it's got a commemorative bullet that'll open your beer.

You in? Great. But before you start, there are a few things you should know. Your biker quest will be a commitment. ​It'll require gas, balls and compassion (in that order). And like most game-changers in life, it'll be worth it.

• ​Biker Quest is app-driven and free to download, so you can ride and perform missions whenever you want.

• Join or host rides on Facebook. or on our group texting app. Play alone, in teams or challenge other clubs.

• New missions added regularly.

• Invite your bingo group for the ride (just bring a defibrillator).
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• Download the mission delivery app here to start playing in District 2 (NYC and beyond).