Biker Proud™ Chain Bracelet • Gold Silver Black Red or BlueRegular price $55.00 Save $-55.00
Biker Proud™ motorcycle chain bracelet in combos of gold, silver, black or blue
• Metal type - 316 L stainless steel
• Double safety clasp
• Environnemental - lead & nickel free (100% allergy free)
• Width 1.6 cm (.62 in), Length: 22 cm (8.66 in)
• Weight: 116 g (4.14 oz)
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Bad Boy SlimRegular price $33.00 Save $-33.00
Bad Boy BraceletRegular price $35.00 Save $-35.00
Skull CuffRegular price $85.00 Save $-85.00
Have you seen a badder skull cuff?
Probably not, and if you have, please send it to us.
And now a word from its craftsman:
"This wrist cuff is made by using an embossing technique I developed in my shop. As you can see from the photos, I am able to get a great deal of detail with this process. For perspective, the skull’s are 1 5/8 inches high. The overall cuff width is 2 2/4 inches. Length varies depending on size and the weight is approximately 2 oz.
The cuff is lined inside with a garment grade leather and finished off with a French binding edge (wrapped leather) that is stitched with the same strong high quality thread that all Griffin Leather products use. Two high quality snaps are used to hold the cuff on the wrist.
Sizes run in half inch increments. For instance 7 inch, 7.5 inch, 8 inch and so on. Common sizes (7-8 inches) are in stock. Other sizes will take a couple of extra days to ship. If you want a size larger than 10 inches please contact Proud & Free Biker first.
Very little care is needed for this product. The leather is a chromium tanned garment grade leather. If you will be active while wearing this such as riding a motorcycle, I would would advise using a clear paste wax to create a moisture resistant barrier.
Remember to message us with the size you're ordering.
If you want 2 wrist cuffs, one for the left and one for the right wrist, message us so we can reverse the snaps on one of the cuffs so they can match.
The one in the photo is not the one that will ship. Its a stock photo. So they will have slight variations since they are hand made.
IMPORTANT CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Avoid water damage. The watches are not water resistant and are not shockproof. Please note that the cuffs themselves are the master leatherwork you're paying for, and you can replace the current watches with most standard watch faces.
The band is made from vegetable-tanned genuine leather, the highest quality tanning method for leather, and water exposure can cause discoloration.
This handmade item's delivery estimate: 3-6 weeks
This unique product ships to you directly from the artisan's Texas workshop
3 Megaton R7 Semyorka Nuclear MissileRegular price $3,298,735.11 Save $-3,298,735.11
You're guaranteed to have a blast
Have fun blowing shit up with this 3 megaton Soviet-era nuclear missile.
With a 5,000-mile range, you can destroy a city, small country, or your in-laws' entire world from the comfort of your own home. Or just blackmail governments for cash, cheese or hard-to-find bike parts.
• Intercontinental ballistic delivery system included.
• Dishwasher safe, allergy-free, environmentally tested.
• Honeytrap experience at KGB Strippers included with every purchase.
• See the blast radius and casualty estimates with this neat simulator (just enter 3000 in the kiloton yield).
Semyorka means "quality" in Russian
In the chaos that ensued the breakup of the USSR, a few of these puppies fell out the back of a truck and into our lap. Good times.
They come with a 2-day warranty, but you can also purchase a 15-year service plan (you're welcome).
We stand behind the quality of all our products. If it doesn't detonate then return it with proof of purchase. We'll replace it with the same warhead or another one of equal megatonage*.
*Supplies are limited--we reserve the right to replace your missile with a bag of sweet, juicy dog poo (Target bag included).
In case you need us to spell it out,...no Virginia, we're not actually selling a nuclear missile. This is a fucking joke.
If you're a dumbass, rich and/or generous enough to buy this then you're responsible for any transactional and other incidental costs associated with giving you your money back.
The other option is that you let us donate some or all of these monies to two charities we support—Biker Down and Association of Recovering Motorcyclists
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