Middle Fingers Up

MFU Skeleton 3D Lamp

$50.00

Middle Fingers Up!

This lamp is a fusion of art and technology that creates an optical 3D illusion of fuck you-ness. Manufactured using both machines and artisan handwork, the lamp combines manmade fibers with natural materials.

Rock it as a dope night lamp or as decor for your home, office or club house. Or use it as an electric shrine to the penultimate American gesture of independence.

FEATURES

• 8 changeable color modes including cyan, blue, green, red, white, yellow and purple, as well as a flashing mode that displays all colors
• Touch a button to easily change color mode
• Energy-efficient, long life LED bulbs
• Safe to touch and doesn't overheat

SPECS

Dimensions - 13 x 7 x 6 inches (13 x 18 x 15 cm)
Voltage - 5V, 0.5A
Power Source - Electricity. USB port (USB wall adapter or computer)
LED Life span - 10,000 hours
Weight - 1 lbs
Included - Lamp base, acrylic glass pane, USB cable

MFU Sugarskull Swimsuit

$55.00

Express your inner proud & free...

...with this sexy as fuck two-piece MFU sugar skull swimsuit. Ideal for tropical vacations, beach & poolwear, or a memorable bar entrance at Sturgis.

• Eye-Catching high neck design with halter top
• Triangle bikini bottom with medium leg cut
• 80% nylon 20% spandex
• Chic drawstring closure
• Comfy, durable, quick-drying fabric
• Adjustable back tie and removable pads

Please order one size up if you're a plus-size girl, or have larger tatas or hips.

Delivery: 2-3 months (yup, ya heard right)

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Skeleton's MFU Panties

$20.00

Dream of having a skeleton's middle finger on your pussy and his hands on your ass? Look no further beautiful cherub, these polyester panties should make your lifelong dream come true.

One size, fits waists 24" - 27'' (60.9cm to 68 cm).

Skeleton's MFU Stickers

$40.00

Plus-size skeleton hands flipping the bird (x 2)

Two middle finger stickers—one for each side of your vehicle, for both sides of your front door, or for your and the kids' bedrooms,

Description

• Size: 58cm x 48.3cm
• Decals stick to almost all flat surfaces, just peel and stick
• Long-lasting and durable: 5+ year outdoors & 7+ year indoors
• Decorate: walls, cars, windows, bumpers, guitars, refrigerators, or just about any flat, smooth, clean surface.

These are die-cut decals meaning there is no background—the background color will be the color of the surface you place the sticker on.

MFU Skeleton Bikini

$55.00

An MFU bikini that's sexyAF

Ideal for tropical vacations, beach & poolwear, or a memorable bar entrance at Sturgis.

• Eye-Catching high neck design with halter top
• Removable pads
• Terylene & pandex
• Adjustable strap and adjustable back tie
• Comfy, durable, quick-drying fabric
• Wire-free

This bikini runs about a size smaller than US sizing. Sizing varies around the world; please use this sizing chart for a perfect fit.