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We all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan

A MYRIAD OF USES

- Fertilizer.

- Improve survivability during a pandemic by keeping people away.

- Explosives for militant animal rights protests.

- Sell on coprophilia kink sites for a handsome profit.

- Send chocolate-covered poo bites to your nemesis.

- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.

- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off).

- Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.

- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.

- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.

- Throw it at your nemeses.

- Throw it at a biker (R.I.P.).

- Throw it at your mama naked.

- Throw it at a chimp (who threw poo at your granmama first).

- Create an Amazon listing for a glitter bomb—then send it with exploding poo instead of glitter.

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100% ETHICALLY & ORGANICALLY SOURCED

We harvest our poo straight from the source—our two prodigious poop-makin' producers Daizy and Bandit.

"This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best money can buy. You get it straight from the source: our dogs' anuses.

We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit. If you find better shit elsewhere, then tough shit on us"

- Deme Spy, CEO 

To those about to spin ... we salute you

We also want to spin you right round baby by offering you these dope alternative to our gear rings.

Please enter your ring size (and color if applicable) in the Order Note section during checkout.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Use this guide to measure your ring size

Timeless swagger + digital badassery =

Bond your comms with this new smartwatch. A thin casing that's rugged and waterproof. A classic round face with multiple dial display options. Scratch-resistant glass. And oodles of functions.

Calls; messages; commands; ECG, oxygen and blood pressure readings; pedometer and exercise monitors; sleep monitor; bluetooth music; camera, sedentary reminder (to move your ass), lost watch or phone finder etc ... all the functions you'd expect of an A-game smartwatch (IOS + Android compatible). 

The things we like most?

A high precision gravity sensor to accurately measure your activities. A two-day battery life on low-consumption mode. A lightning fast processor. And a choice of metal or leather straps.

You're welcome 🤟🏼

Note: the leather straps are faux leather, which is more resistant to water and other damage and lasts longer.

SPECS

• Main features: Passometer, Fitness Tracker, Sleep Tracker, Message Reminder, Call Reminder, Answer Call, Dial, CallPush, Message, Alarm Clock, Week, Month, Heart Rate Tracker, Interactive Music Calendar & Calculators
• Electronic movement
  
• Alloy case
  
• Straps: metal & faux leather (note that PU leather is more resistant to water and other damage and lasts longer)
  
• Main screen: 1.3 HD IPS, 240 x 240 full round screen
• ROM: 35MB
• RAM: 35MB
• IP68 Waterproof: resistant to 1.5m submersion for up to 30 min, and made to withstand dust, dirt and sand
  
• NOTE: Not advised for beach or pool use; water or dust damage not covered by warranty
• Battery Capacity: 300-450mAh
• Network Mode: 3G
• CPU Model: MTK2502
• CPU Manufacturer: Mediatek
• Bluetooth version: 3.0 and 4.0
  
• Size: 46mm x 46mm x 12.3mm
• Languages: English, Russian, Spanish, Portuguese, Turkish, Italian, French, German and Alien (more languages available with a firmware update, including Polish, Czech, Finnish, Arabic, Greek, Croatian, Dutch, Romanian, Korean, Chinese, Indonesian, Malaysian, Vietnamese, and Thai.

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!

Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...

Buy a motorcycle instead!

You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*

One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you.

*Does not apply in Guam or Puerto Rico

Biker Proud motorcycle chain in silver

It doesn't get more classic than this. You can also check out our Biker Proud chains in other colors.

• 316 L stainless steel 
• Environnemental: lead & nickel free (100% allergy free)
• 3 different widths:
     1.4 cm (.55 inches)
     1.9 cm (.75 inches)
     2.3 cm (.90 inches)
• 5 different lengths:
     17,5 cm (7 inches)
     20 cm (8 inches)
     22.5 cm (9 inches)
     25 cm (10 inches)
     27.5 cm (11 inches)

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Rock this bad as fuck shirt on your next adventure

Along with its matching jacket, this is one of the dopest finds of multifunction apparel we've come across.

Plus the darker coloring outlining your silhouette in the camo versions is designed to make your shoulders look bigger.

Its zipper helps regulate body temperature, and its thick cotton (.5kg) and polyester material keeps it solid yet comfy and easy to wash.

Pockets and features up the ass (watch the video).

Sleeve ends that close with velcro
Hidden compartments
Removable elbow pads
Shoulder areas to slap patches on.
Cotton and polyester for warmth, durability + comfort.

You're welcome.

As with all our stuff shipping is free.

Sizes are unreliable across different manufacturers. Measure yourself to select a good fit (see chart). Or if you're a lazy ass, just include your height and weight in the notes section during checkout.

Supplies R Ltd.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier