Big Bag 'O Poo

OUTLAW SWAGGER

Intelligently designed survival gear, and the only fur biker vests in the world, there's nothing like our Dope utility vests...anywhere.

With 15 features and like a thousand uses, these hand-made, reversible fur & leather vests are not only ruggedAF, they're fly as fuck too.

We designed them biker-tough, with utilitarian functions for motorcyclists who need to be self-reliant on the road. But they're made to serve all adventurers—whether you're at a festival, long-boarding or out on the town.

An emergency credit card knife, removable back armor, a hidden (detachable) water-resistant backpack, and specialized pockets for sunglasses, cellphones, headphones, cash and stash are all features anyone living an active, current lifestyle would appreciate. 

Vests will keep you warm when it's cold and can be opened for ventilation when it's hot.

On a wild ride?
Raging at a festival?
Roaming pre-apocalyptic streets?
All three at the same time?

We got you.

These utility vests were designed to serve all dope adventurers, integrating flyness and function through innovative, low-tech design solutions.

         — Deme Spy, Grand Poobah

• REVERSIBLE—turn inside out to rock the leather or fur side (zips both ways)

• PROTECTIVE LEATHER INNER LINING with an embossed image or logo option for your MC, Camp, spy cell or other org—or choose the cloth inner lining option with your image choice

• DETACHABLE WATER-RESISTANT HIDDEN BACKPACK large enough to fit your gear (including a full face helmet)—just unzip to remove and carry

• SPECIALIZED POCKETS including for your phone, sunglasses, wallet, smokes, stash and business cards

• SURPRISES—like a credit card knife in a hidden pocket and a cleaning cloth attached to a dedicated sunglasses pocket.

• HIGHLY CUSTOMIZABLE—choose leather type and color, fur color, cloth inner instead of leather (with your choice of graphic), your embossed logo or image choice, and gender cut.

• BACK ARMOR—CE-approved and removable.

• BIKER TOUGH—quality leather & materials, heavy duty stitching, industrial-strength zipper, realistic & durable faux fur . . . yeah you're giving this to your grandkids.

• HANDMADE by artisans and modelled after the "barbarian" fur vests rocked by outlaw bikers of the 60s and 70s, they're worn over t-shirts, pirate shirts, blue jean jackets, leather jackets or nothin' at all.

• THE FLYEST—our innovative Brooklyn & Jersey-based brand is fly as fuck—also loved for our customer service, transformational events and hard riding.

Think this innovative vest will serve you?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

WOLF-INSPIRED

You can rock this bad boy over a tee (or shirtless) during warmer months (vest = natural AC).

For colder adventures, that extra fur layer over your jacket will make all the difference.

It's the same reason a wolf's shaggy coat helps insulate it from the arctic cold. The fur traps heated air and protects from wind and rain.

The leather inner lining gives you another layer of insulation. The leather is thick and biker tough—graded to protect bikers from road rash during a spill.

Plus we got your back with removable CE armor (oh yes we did).

SHOP THE DOPE
The Outlaw worn over our Cafe Racer and Rockstar Riding Pants.

You'll be getting allot of attention—please let 'em know you're rockin' Biker Dope.

TUTORIAL DEMONSTRATING FUNCTIONS

VIDEO CORRECTIONS:
1. Hidden emergency backpack is not waterproof but water resistant.
2. Deployed backpack is not rated safe for rides above 100 mph.
3. "Bandolier" lol = carabiner ... both foreign-sounding, close enough!
4. Bikers should add an extra knot on the straps to keep them secure on the D-Rings, particularly for higher speeds.

 JUST

1. SELECT YOUR U.S. SIZE

2. ENTER YOUR HEIGHT & WEIGHT
in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout, and

3. ORDER

by

Enter leather color -- we can make your vest in practically any standard leather color, distressed or not

Enter leather type -- "lambskin" (if you don't want our standard cowhide)

Enter "embossed" -- if you want a 14" club or other logo embossed on the leather (+$200 for the mold, then +$30 for each vest it's applied to)

Want something cooler and lighter? Don't need protection from road rash but still want all the dope features? We got you.

The Soldier of Peace is the lighter version of our utility vest for warmer months, with leather on one side and cloth (instead of fur) on the other.

Choose any color cloth, plus you have an option for a custom graphic. If you don't choose an image you'll get our badass Dope logo.

Enter "Soldier of Peace" and your choice of cloth color in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout. Email us your custom graphic.

Why choose cloth instead of fur or leather?

• You wanna rock a logo or graphic when you reverse it (like this celebrated Brooklyn event producer)

• You're an international DJ or hip hop artist who sweats up a storm on stage

• Your parole precludes you from riding more than eleven miles from the Equator, or

• You enjoy the quaint charm of road rash

Our default choice for The Outlaw is Brown Long-Haired. But we can also customize your Dope vest with a number of other fur colors (e.g. a leopard design).

If you want to inquire about another fur color or pattern, just ENTER your requested fur color in the ORDER NOTE section.



ENTER "Fem Cut" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout if you want the retro-fashion Fem Cut.

Note: most female customers prefer the default Male cut.

ENTER "Custom Sizing" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout with your height, weight and at least your waist and chest measurements (indicate inches or cm).

For your best fit, ENTER as many of these measurements as you can:

OUR BARBARIAN 
FUR UTILITY VEST
COLLECTION

ABOUT OUR FUR

We only sell faux fur. Synthetic fur is just as warm, less expensive, requires less care and lasts longer than dead animal fur. Plus we've been blackmailed with exposing your mama naked if we used real fur.

WILD SWAGGER

Intelligently designed survival gear, and the only fur biker vests in the world, there's nothing like our Dope utility vests...anywhere.

With 15 features and a thousand uses, these hand-made, reversible fur & leather vests are not only ruggedAF, they're fly as fuck too.

We designed them biker-tough with functions for motorcyclists who need to be self-reliant on the road. But they're made to serve all adventurers—whether you're at a festival, long-boarding or out on the town.

An emergency credit card knife, removable back armor, a hidden (detachable) water-resistant backpack, and specialized pockets for sunglasses, cellphones, headphones, cash and stash are all features anyone living an active, current lifestyle would appreciate.

Vests will keep you warm when it's cold and can be opened for ventilation when it's hot. 

On a wild ride?
Raging at a festival?
Roaming pre-apocalyptic urban streets?
All three at the same time?

We got you.

These utility vests were designed to serve all dope adventurers, integrating flyness and function through innovative, low-tech design solutions.

         — Deme Spy, Grand Poobah

 • REVERSIBLE—turn inside out to rock the leather or fur side (zips both ways)

• PROTECTIVE LEATHER INNER LINING with an embossed image or logo option for your MC, Camp, spy cell or other org—or choose the cloth inner lining option with your image choice

• DETACHABLE WATER-RESISTANT HIDDEN BACKPACK large enough to fit your gear (including a full face helmet)—just unzip to remove and carry

• SPECIALIZED POCKETS including for your phone, sunglasses, wallet, smokes, stash and business cards

• SURPRISES—like a credit card knife in a hidden pocket and a cleaning cloth attached to a dedicated sunglasses pocket.

• HIGHLY CUSTOMIZABLE—choose leather type and color, fur color, cloth inner instead of leather (with your choice of graphic), your embossed logo or image choice, and gender cut.

• BACK ARMOR—CE-approved and removable.

• BIKER TOUGH—quality leather & materials, heavy duty stitching, industrial-strength zipper, realistic & durable faux fur . . . yeah you're giving this to your grandkids.

• HANDMADE by artisans and modelled after the "barbarian" fur vests rocked by outlaw bikers of the 60s and 70s, they're worn over t-shirts, pirate shirts, blue jean jackets, leather jackets or nothin' at all.

• THE FLYEST—our innovative Brooklyn & Jersey-based brand is fly as fuck—also loved for our customer service, transformational events and hard riding.

Think this unique, innovative vest will serve you?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

WOLF-INSPIRED

You can rock this bad boy over a tee (or shirtless) during warmer months (vest = natural AC).

For colder adventures, that extra fur layer over your jacket will make all the difference.

It's the same reason a wolf's shaggy coat helps insulate it from the arctic cold. The fur traps heated air and protects from wind and rain.

The leather inner lining gives you another layer of insulation. The leather is thick and biker tough—graded to protect bikers from road rash during a spill.

Plus we got your back with removable CE armor (oh yes we did).

A  SALACIOUS ORIGIN STORY

The Wilding was inspired by the fur vest worn by a biker acting in Scooter Trash (above), an early 80's porn flick that now has a cult following. It was written and acted in by 1%er club members from Jersey + actresses from motorcycle pinup mags of the time. We read that almost all the actors have died (not Ron Jeremy of course).

You'll be getting allot of attention—please let them know you're rockin' Biker Dope.

TUTORIAL DEMONSTRATING FUNCTIONS

VIDEO CORRECTIONS:
1. Hidden emergency backpack is not waterproof but water resistant.
2. Deployed backpack is not rated safe for rides above 100 mph.
3. "Bandolier" lol = carabiner ... both foreign-sounding, close enough!
4. Bikers should add an extra knot on the straps to keep them secure on the D-Rings, particularly for higher speeds.

 JUST

1. SELECT YOUR U.S. SIZE

2. ENTER YOUR HEIGHT & WEIGHT
in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout, and

3. ORDER

by

Enter leather color in the ORDER NOTE section -- we can make your vest in practically any standard leather color, distressed or not

Enter leather type -- "lambskin" if you don't want our standard cowhide

Enter "embossed" -- if you want a 14" club or other logo embossed on the leather (+$200 for the mold, then +$30 for each vest it's applied to)

Want something cooler and lighter? Don't need protection from road rash but still want all the dope features? We got you.

The Soldier of Peace is the lighter version of our utility vest for warmer months, with leather on one side and cloth (instead of fur) on the other.

Choose any color cloth, plus you have an option for a custom graphic. If you don't choose an image you'll get our badass Dope logo.

Enter "Soldier of Peace" and your choice of cloth color in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout. Email us your custom graphic.

Why choose cloth instead of fur or leather?

• You wanna rock a logo or graphic when you reverse it (like this celebrated Brooklyn event producer)

• You're an international DJ or hip hop artist who sweats up a storm on stage

• Your parole precludes you from riding more than eleven miles from the Equator, or

• You enjoy the quaint charm of road rash

Our default fur choice for The Wilding is Gray-Black (we think Black looks dope too). But we can also customize your Dope vest with a number of other fur colors (e.g. a leopard design).

If you want to inquire about another fur color or pattern, just ENTER your requested fur color in the ORDER NOTE section.

ENTER "Fem Cut" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout if you want that retro hourglass look Fem Cut.

Note: most female customers prefer the default Male cut.

ENTER "Custom Sizing" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout with your height, weight and at least your waist and chest measurements (indicate inches or cm).

For your best fit ENTER as many of these measurements as you can:

 

 

Contact Biker Dope for wholesale pricing and customizations for your club, camp, spy cell, or bingo group—including leather color and your embossed logo or graphic on the leather (with an option for reflective or glow-in-the-dark paint).  

 

 

 

  

 

FREE SHIPPIN'
no youre not trippin***

OUR BARBARIAN
FUR UTILITY VEST
COLLECTION

ABOUT OUR FUR

We only sell faux fur. Synthetic fur is just as warm, less expensive, requires less care and lasts longer than dead animal fur. Plus we've been blackmailed with exposing your mama naked if we used real fur.

SAVAGE SWAGGER

Intelligently designed survival gear, and the only fur biker vests in the world, there's nothing like our Dope utility vests...anywhere.

With 15 features and like a thousand uses, these hand-made, reversible fur & leather vests are not only ruggedAF, they're fly as fuck too.

We designed them biker-tough, with utilitarian functions for motorcyclists who need to be self-reliant on the road. But they're made to serve all adventurers—whether you're at a festival, long-boarding or out on the town.

An emergency credit card knife, removable back armor, a hidden (detachable) water-resistant backpack, and specialized pockets for sunglasses, cellphones, headphones, cash and stash are all features anyone living an active, current lifestyle would appreciate.

Vests will keep you warm when it's cold and can be opened for ventilation when it's hot.

On a wild ride?
Raging at a festival?
Roaming pre-apocalyptic streets?
All three at the same time?

We got you.

These utility vests were designed to serve all dope adventurers, integrating flyness and function through innovative, low-tech design solutions.

         — Deme Spy, Grand Poobah

• REVERSIBLE—turn inside out to rock the leather or fur side (zips both ways)

• PROTECTIVE LEATHER INNER LINING with an embossed image or logo option for your MC, Camp, spy cell or other org—or choose the cloth inner lining option with your image choice

• DETACHABLE WATER-RESISTANT HIDDEN BACKPACK large enough to fit your gear (including a full face helmet)—just unzip to remove and carry

• SPECIALIZED POCKETS including for your phone, sunglasses, wallet, smokes, stash and business cards

• SURPRISES—like a credit card knife in a hidden pocket and a cleaning cloth attached to a dedicated sunglasses pocket.

• HIGHLY CUSTOMIZABLE—choose leather type and color, fur color, cloth inner instead of leather (with your choice of graphic), your embossed logo or image choice, and gender cut.

• BACK ARMOR—CE-approved and removable.

• BIKER TOUGH—quality leather & materials, heavy duty stitching, industrial-strength zipper, realistic & durable faux fur . . . yeah you're giving this to your grandkids.

• HANDMADE by artisans and modelled after the "barbarian" fur vests rocked by outlaw bikers of the 60s and 70s, they're worn over t-shirts, pirate shirts, blue jean jackets, leather jackets or nothin' at all.

• THE FLYEST—our innovative Brooklyn & Jersey-based brand is fly as fuck—also loved for our customer service, transformational events and hard riding.

Think this innovative vest will serve you?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

WOLF-INSPIRED

You can rock this bad boy over a tee (or shirtless) during warmer months (vest = natural AC).

For colder adventures, that extra fur layer over your jacket will make all the difference.

It's the same reason a wolf's shaggy coat helps insulate it from the arctic cold. The fur traps heated air and protects from wind and rain.

The leather inner lining gives you another layer of insulation. The leather is thick and biker tough—graded to protect bikers from road rash during a spill.

Plus we got your back with removable CE armor (oh yes we did).

The Savage (worn with our Rockstar Riding Pants).

You'll be getting allot of attention—please let 'em know you're rockin' Biker Dope.
 

TUTORIAL DEMONSTRATING FUNCTIONS

VIDEO CORRECTIONS:
1. Hidden emergency backpack is not waterproof but water resistant.
2. Deployed backpack is not rated safe for rides above 100 mph.
3. "Bandolier" lol = carabiner ... both foreign-sounding, close enough!
4. Bikers should add an extra knot on the straps to keep them secure on the D-Rings, particularly for higher speeds.

 JUST

1. SELECT YOUR U.S. SIZE

2. ENTER YOUR HEIGHT & WEIGHT
in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout, and

3. ORDER

by

Enter leather color -- we can make your vest in practically any standard leather color, distressed or not

Enter leather type -- "lambskin" (if you don't want our standard cowhide)

Enter "embossed" -- if you want a 14" club or other logo embossed on the leather (+$200 for the mold, then +$30 for each vest it's applied to)

Want something cooler and lighter? Don't need protection from road rash but still want all the dope features? We got you.

The Soldier of Peace is the lighter version of our utility vest for warmer months, with leather on one side and cloth (instead of fur) on the other.

Choose any color cloth, plus you have an option for a custom graphic. If you don't choose an image you'll get our badass Dope logo.

Enter "Soldier of Peace" and your choice of cloth color in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout. Email us your custom graphic.

Why choose cloth instead of fur or leather?

• You wanna rock a logo or graphic when you reverse it (like this celebrated Brooklyn event producer)

• You're an international DJ or hip hop artist who sweats up a storm on stage

• Your parole precludes you from riding more than eleven miles from the Equator, or

• You enjoy the quaint charm of road rash

Our default choice for The Savage is Gray-Black, Short-Haired. But we can also customize your Dope vest with a number of other fur colors (e.g. a leopard design).

If you want to inquire about another fur color or pattern, just ENTER your requested fur color in the ORDER NOTE section.

ENTER "Fem Cut" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout if you want the retro-fashion Fem Cut.

Note: most female customers prefer the default Male cut.

ENTER "Custom Sizing" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout with your height, weight and at least your waist and chest measurements (indicate inches or cm).

For your best fit, ENTER as many of these measurements as you can:

Contact Biker Dope for wholesale pricing and customizations for your club, camp, spy cell, or bingo group—including leather color and your embossed logo or graphic on the leather (with an option for reflective or glow-in-the-dark paint).  

OUR BARBARIAN
FUR UTILITY VEST
COLLECTION

ABOUT OUR FUR

We only sell faux fur. Synthetic fur is just as warm, less expensive, requires less care and lasts longer than dead animal fur. Plus we've been blackmailed by 1%er animal rights commandos with exposing your mama naked if we didn't comply.

WARMTH & SWAG

Here at Biker Dope, we've learned as all-weather riders that a fur vest is that extra layer that makes a difference when it's really fucking cold outside. Yerp, there's a reason why cavemen, Vikings and barbarians wore fur.

Most importantly, it adds an extra layer of biker badass from the outlaw days of 60s and 70s yore.

This is not a biker-specific vest, but does close in the front with a regular zipper.

WANT OUR TOP SHELF?

If you're looking for the only biker-specific fur vests in the world (with reversible inner leather, CE armor, utility pockets, an emergency credit card knife etc.) you'll wanna check out Biker Dope's outlaw-style vests.

The hooded vest you're looking at now is offered as a dope alternative from an overseas supplier if your broke-ass can't afford our quality gear. If so, you can also send us a letter requesting a subsidized price for low-income customers with supporting evidence.

SIZING

If you plan on wearing this over your jacket, please order it at least two sizes larger than your regular US/European size.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

ABOUT OUR FUR

We only sell faux fur. Synthetic fur is just as warm, less expensive, requires less care and lasts longer than dead animal fur. Plus we've been blackmailed by 1%er animal rights commandos with exposing your mama naked if we didn't comply.

FUR YOU

Here at Biker Dope, we've learned as all-weather riders that a fur vest is that extra layer that makes a difference when it's really fucking cold outside. Yerp, there's a reason why cavemen, Vikings and barbarians wore fur.

Most importantly, it adds an extra layer of biker badass from the outlaw days of 60s and 70s yore.

It closes in the front with small hooks and is not a biker-specific vest.

WANT OUR TOP SHELF?

If you're looking for the only biker-specific fur vests in the world (with reversible inner leather, CE armor, utility pockets, an emergency credit card knife etc.) you'll wanna check out Biker Dope's outlaw-style vests.

The vest you're looking at now is offered as a dope alternative from an overseas supplier if your broke-ass can't afford our quality gear. If so, you can also send us a letter requesting a subsidized price for low-income customers with supporting evidence.

SIZING

If you plan on wearing this over your jacket, please order it at least two sizes larger than your regular US/European size.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

ABOUT OUR FUR

We only sell faux fur. Synthetic fur is just as warm, less expensive, requires less care and lasts longer than dead animal fur. Plus we've been blackmailed by 1%er animal rights commandos with exposing your mama naked if we didn't comply.

ROCK THE SHIT OUTTA THESE

These bad boys just ooze swagger...

...and we usually go commando, so ours oozes other stuff too.

These unisex leather pants are based on the classic design worn by outlaw bikers from the 60s and 70s. Biker Dope's laced, genuine cowhide riding pants not only look dope AF but'll keep you warm and protect you from road rash.

These are the only classic laced riding pants that come with an option for CE armor. One of the other things we love about these pants is that you can loosen the lacing at the waist and legs to make room for other layers during cold-weather riding.

Plus all our Dope comes with an emergency credit card knife and other surprises.

Do we get tons of compliments when we're rockin' these? Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? Just be ready to field a ton of "where'd you get those dope pants!" questions. 

Please let people know you're rockin' our Dope!

Want another color leather?

Want lambskin instead of cowhide?

Want your club's logo or another image embossed on the ass? (+$200 for the mold, then +$30 for each pair of pants it's applied to)

ENTER these options (or other special instructions) in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout.

Standard waist sizing varies across regions. In the US and UK, vanity sizing means your waist's actual measurement is usually between 2 to 4 inches larger than the size indicated on most brands.

We highly recommend that you measure your actual measured waist and inseam lengths.

ENTER this info in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout (please ENTER "actual measurements" along with the numbers).

At the very least. enter your height, weight and standard pants size (waist and inseam) for your region—which we assume is your shipping address.

For a female cut: ENTER "Female Cut" in the ORDER NOTE section.

You heard right. Only 50 bucks more for a custom fit.

ENTER "Custom Sizing" in the ORDER NOTE section during checkout with these measurements per the below diagram (waist, inseam, hips & rise).

WARNING: Use responsibly. These pants come with Swag Magic™. Ordering a custom pair will Turbocharge The Fuck™ outta your Swag Effect™. 

OUR BARBARIAN
UTILITY FUR VEST COLLECTION

The baddest fingerless Python skin biker gloves you can own

INSTRUCTIONS

Step 1: Clear the area.

Step 2: Feel the supple python skin and top-end leather as you slip your Dragon Riders on.

Step 3: Revel at their carved & cast, antiqued brass crocodile spikes cresting the rise of your hands,

Step 4: Fire up your dragon and take the fuck off.

You may have to fend off the hordes as they try to possess these rare custom fingerless gloves, in black or cream, and handcrafted with astonishing detail for a badass reptilian aesthetic.

SIZING / RETURNS

Please note the standard sizes for these gloves run small. As they are made of supple leather they will stretch, so we recommend getting a somewhat smaller size.

Refer to the glove sizing guide below. If your size isn't an option here, let us know and include your hand measurements in the notes section during checkout (or just email us) and we'd be happy to make a custom pair for you at no extra cost.
 
In case of returns, a delivery and restocking fee of 10% of the sales price will be charged for this custom High Life item—please use the below sizing guide to assure a perfect fit.

PHOTO CONTEST

Are these bad boys utilitarian works of art? Let us know, and send us pics of you rockin' 'em. The best product pic'll win a free pair.

Delivery: 1-2 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US supplier



Plays well with:

Spearhead leather jacket

Blade Denim & Leather Pants

Skull Guardian Bell & Keychain Pendant