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Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!
Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...
Buy a motorcycle instead!
You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*
One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and broken hearts. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you (jk, we love them fellers, especially the hairy ones).
*Does not apply in Guam, Puerto Rico or Your Pants + that there is an affiliate link, which basically means nothing