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Epstein Bank Buster & Financial Liberation Outlaw Worktool
Maybe you're a mysterious shadowy figure on a turbo charged motorcycle with strong opinions about pedo billionaires hoarding all the people's cash.
Or maybe you're just a guy who appreciates a really good pocket tool.
Either way, meet The Epstein Bank Buster (E.B.B.)—the pocket-sized multitool made famous by the legendary Biker Dope outlaw who busted into the Bank of Epstein, liberated the loot and gave it back to the people.
Now it's your turn to carry the lil fucker and swear yourself to good deeds.
We're not saying you should become a masked populist vigilante roaming the night, righting society's wrongs and redistributing ill-gotten fortunes to widows, orphans and pretty much everyone else.
We're just saying that if you happen to become one, showing up without a decent multitool would be embarrassing.
Blade? Check.
Wrenches? Check.
Screwdrivers? Check.
Bottle opener? Of course (even the revolution has happy hour).
Nine functions. Zero fucks.
⦿ Compact 9-in-1 folding EDC tool
⦿ Locking folding knife blade
⦿ Adjustable wrench
⦿ Fixed wrench
⦿ Phillips-head screwdriver
⦿ Slotted screwdriver
⦿ Bottle opener
⦿ Centimeter ruler
⦿ Keyhole/gear clip
⦿ Quick-release buckle
⦿ 420 stainless steel
⦿ Closed length: approximately 9.7 cm / 3.8 in
⦿ Open length: approximately 13.8 cm / 5.4 in
⦿ Width: approximately 2.9 cm / 1.1 in
⦿ Blade length: approximately 4.3 cm / 1.7 in
⦿ Weight: approximately 95 g / 3.35 oz
Delivery: 2–4 weeks
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