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igniting the sacred within
a rising phoenix
dancing in fire
to rhythms of ecstacy
& melodies of grace
dragon queen
fierce goddess of creation
wolf king
reveling in apocalypse
raise your flames
in synchronicity
with a new age's dawning
Portable Espresso Machine
Regular price $88.00 Save $-88.00Make your delish espresso anywhere using ground coffee with this hand operated, portable espresso maker—outdoors, camping, or while visiting your Italian mistress.
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Espresso Maker—Capsules
Regular price $77.00 Save $-77.00Make your delish espresso anywhere using coffee capsules with this hand operated, portable espresso maker—outdoors, camping, or while visiting your French mistress.
Fire Spinner
Regular price $36.00 Save $-36.00You know what they say about the devil's work and idle hands...
A multifunction survival tool, a conversation piece, and a spinner to keep your hands, and eyes, occupied. Light your smoke? No problem! See in the dark? No problem! Fidgety? No problem! Like to trip out to LED patterns? No problem!
This usb-charged lighter's heating coil is windproof, sporting 18 light patterns when it is spun. It'll also keep you lit, your fingers busy, and your hands out of the devil's workforce.
Loving Woody Watch
Regular price $50.00 Save $-50.00Give your man a Woody
Let him know how much he means to you with this dopeAF wooden watch --laser engraved with a beautiful message a man (may not admit he) wants to hear.
This handmade, limited edition watch ships to you directly from the manufacturer in a swag gift box.
Water resistant to 3ATM and with a genuine leather band, it's hard to beat as a gift for Father's Day, anniversaries, prison breakouts, circumcisions and other special events.
SPECS
Band material: Genuine leather
Band Length: 8.7 in (22 cm)
Band Width: 91 in (23 mm)
Quartz movement
Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic)
Buckle clasp
Case material: Wood
Case thickness: .42 in (11 mm)
Dial window material: Hardlex
Dial diameter: 1.7 in (44 mm)
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside the US: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Play this track during gift-giving to bring a tear on:
Big Woody Watch
Regular price $60.00 Save $-60.00We couldn't help ourselves
Just look at this manly hunka wood. It's one helluv an elegant expression of masculinity.
Handmade of environmentally-friendly green sandalwood, each watch is unique and has different shades and grains.
With a chronograph, multiple functions and water resistance to 3ATM, it also has a luminous dial--so everyone can see your Woody, even in the dark.
Its gears and inner workings, exposed through a transparent face, will mesmerize and amaze you. It's said that if you stare at it for too long, you run the risk of getting sucked through a portal into parallel universe--you know, the one where beer is free, robots do all the work, and happy endings don't cost extra (we've been staring at it all day).
Ahem, this handmade limited edition watch ships to you directly from the manufacturer in its own swag wooden box (which doubles as a hamster coffin should that need ever arise).
Buy the damn watch. It's unique and dope as fuck.
SPECS
Automatically self-winds with movement or hand-winds
Luminous dial
Band and case material: Green sandalwood
Band Length: 8.7 in (22 cm)
Band width: .91 in (23 mm)
Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic)
Bracelet clasp
Case thickness: .59 in (15 mm)
Dial window material: Hardlex
Dial diameter: 1.85 in (47 mm)
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier