Ready to up your Eastwood?

This dope carryshitwith comes in a western-style cross design with stitching. Skull buttons, pockets and zippers galore, and buckles to expand or contract the main compartment. It attaches snugly with a belt and thigh-strap. It's one of our favs—it's got that gunslinger look and can fit allot of your shit, so you can ride free without a backpack. The Gunslinger is 100% Badass Approved™.

Material -Genuine leather
Pattern -Skulls and Cross
Height -7.09 in (18.5 cm)
Width - 5.51 in (14.5 cm)

Think loud pipes save lives?

Feck that. Flame broil the fuck outta whatever's behind you.

Get creative choosing your victims—unwanted friends, troubling spouses or pesky family members.

It utilizes an M9 military flamethrower modified to fit mufflers and has an effective range of 200 feet. Anything fool enough to be behind you within a 50-foot radius will be toast.

(napalm sold separately)

What was that? Selling a military-grade flamethrower is a violation of our merchant terms of service? Well then, looks like you'll have to settle for this safe and legal Pyroignition Exhaust Kit (yawn).

SPECS

• Comes 100% complete and ready to install
• Lifetime warranty by the manufacturer
• Easy to install with detailed installation instructions included
• Made in the USA
• The manufacturer has had zero issues regarding legality and safety

Get back to us with any questions, or ask for a free human barbecue recipe

WARRANTY, SUPPORT & DISCLAIMER

This device is made to the highest standards and designed to last a lifetime—cheaper flame exhaust products just don't hold up under the heat. That's why the manufacturer offers a Full Lifetime Warranty on all parts. If you find a defect in any part during the life of your vehicle, call the manufacturer's tech geniuses and they'll make it right. Defects in materials and workmanship are limited to repair or replacement at the manufacturer's discretion. Neither Biker Dope, Biker Entourage, LLC, nor the manufacturer shall be liable for accidents, property damage or bodily injury caused directly or indirectly from any defect in this product or from its use. Neither we nor the manufacturer make any express or implied warranty that this product is merchantable or fit for a particular purpose. This is a fucking flame throwing exhaust people. Please exercise due care and use common sense. Do not use around gas, dynamite, clothing, political rallies or other combustibles. Do not use around children. Do not allow anyone to stick their face, private parts or any other part of their clothing or body in front of your exhaust.

Bring marshmallows.

Waterproof, rip-resistant, USB-charged, anti-theft backpack

Every day, 2 billion men worldwide play pocket pool, and 400.000 pickpocket incidents occur. We can't do anything about the pocket pool, nor would we want to, but you can prevent from becoming a victim with this anti-theft, dope as fuck, waterproof backpack. Key features include cut-proof material, hidden zipper closures, and secret pockets that'll keep your shit safe.

Other dope features

- Integrated USB charging port
- Illuminating safety strips
- Water repellent fabric
- Balanced weight
- Luggage strap
- Adjustable open angles
- YKK zippers
- Advanced storage design
- Shock-proof
- 3 different colors
- 2 years warranty and dedicated customer service

Dimensions

- This Backpack fits a 15,6" laptop and a tablet up to 10"
- Laptop Compartment: 27 cm x 33 - 40 cm x 3,5 cm (Width x Height x Depth)
- Tablet Compartment: 25,5 cm x 12 - 18 cm x 1 cm (Width x Height x Depth)
- Weight: 850 grams

Delivery: 1 week

This multifunction EDW (every day wear) bracelet tool is da bomb 

It not only looks dopeAF but it has 28 functions you can use any time, any where. It was designed by a team of experts to be the perfect tool for all your emergency and outdoor situations.

It's also TSA compliant so you can even travel with it everywhere.

Is it the perfect wearable multitool for bikers?...there's only one way to find out if you'll be rockin' it 24-7 like some bikers we know.

SPECS

• 29 different tools in 10 connectors can be assembled in multiple ways, or you can subtract or expand some sections depending on your needs.

• Adjustable link - the Tread is fully adjustable to fit your wrist. Simply add or remove links in quarter-inch and half-inch increments to fit.

• Made of strong 304 stainless steel, it's on point for outdoor camping or hiking.

• Always on hand - wear your bracelet everywhere so you're always ready.

• Bandwidth - 1.2 in (3.05 cm)

• Circumference - 8.56 in (21.74 cm), links can be added or removed to adjust sizing.

• Weight - 5.9 oz (168 g)

• Materials - 17-4 Stainless steel

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

For punctual pyromaniacs

This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.

To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.

It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.

US Delivery: 5-9 days

Outside US: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Have a bangin' good time fixing almost anything

This multi function tool includes a hammer, axe, knife, saw, opener, screwdriver and pliers.

Features

• High quality stainless steel.
• Bakelite handle with a comfortable feel.
• Suitable for camping, exploring, gardening, house repairing and other activities.
• Size: 16 x 9 x 3.5cm

Interested in it's ultra-portable smaller brother? Then check out the Mini Skull Multitool

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Open, cut, screw, sharpen (almost) anything on the go

Want to kick back and open a bottle of beer? No problem!
Need to screw something in? No Problem!
Need to sharpen your knife so you hunt squirrels after the apocalypse? No Problem!

Best of all you can do it with a skull in your pocket. A versatile, everyday carry that you can keep your keys on and use whenever you need it.

SPECS

Made out of durable 3Cr13 stainless steel

Tools Included - Small Phillips Driver, Small Flathead Driver, Large Flathead Driver, Bottle Opener, Pry Bar, Lanyard/keychain Attachment Hole, Line Cutter, Blade Sharpener, 1/4" wrench, 5/16" wrench, 3/8" wrench, 1/4" Hex Driver

Size - 6.9 * 4 * 0.6mm

Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Multifunction 20,000 mAh survival power bank with solar charge option, LED light and compass

It has an LED flashlight, a compass and 2 usb ports. In addition to regular power outlet charging, you have an option for solar charging.

Either way this power bank might save your ass in an emergency, like during the ordeal this rider went through with a dying phone battery after he crashed at the Dragon.

Available in black, green, powder blue, orange or yellow.



We recommend using this bank with our HEATED VEST to keep warm as a survival accessory. If you buy it with the thermal vest and heated socks as part of our STAY WARM HOT BUNDLE you'll save a bunch while staying toasty.

• Output Interface: Double USB
  
  
• Supports Quick Charge Technology: One-way Quick Charge
  
  
• Battery Capacity (mAh):15001-20000mAh
  
  
• Quality Certification:ce,RoHS,FCC
  
  
• Supports Solar Energy
  
  
• Battery Type:Li-polymer Battery
  
  
• Input: DC5V/1.0A
  
  

• Output: DC5V/1A, DC5V/2.1A

• LED Flashlight

• Input Interface: Micro USB

• Output Interface: Double USB
  

• Battery Capacity (mAh): 20000mAh
  

• Waterproof rating IP67

Features:

- Solar panel: you can recharge the battery under sunlight during emergencies.

- Waterproof rating IP67: great for outdoor use (do not immerse in water)

- Dual USB ports: you can charge phones, pads or other devices

- Material: solar panel, ABS plastic cover, silicone frame

- LED flashlight

- Compass

- MSDS-passed battery (Material Safety Data Sheet )


Note: Even in perfect laboratory conditions, the efficiency of solar energy transference is low, and it is also affected by weather conditions and amount of sunlight available. In plain English, solar powering will take much longer to charge, and you'll want to use it in emergency situations and not as your main method of charging. To extend the battery life, prior to initial use please fully charge using a wall outlet. 

 
Package Includes:

1 power bank
1 usb cable
1 buckle
1 User Manual

Make your delish espresso anywhere using ground coffee with this hand operated, portable espresso maker—outdoors, camping, or while visiting your Italian mistress.

• Portable single shot espresso maker
• Hand operated—no batteries or electricity necessary
• Sleek, modern design and intuitive operation
• For use with ground coffee
• Just add your coffee, hot water and pour
• Fast with no messy grinds to clean up

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Make your delish espresso anywhere using coffee capsules with this hand operated, portable espresso maker—outdoors, camping, or while visiting your French mistress.

• Portable single shot espresso maker
  
• For use with Nespresso brand compatible capsules*
• Hand operated—no batteries or electricity necessary
• Sleek, modern design and intuitive operation
• Insert a capsule, add hot water, and pour
• Fast with no messy grinds to clean up

A game for bikers and other adventurers, played in the real world with an app

Support great causes
Play solo or with a team
Try not to get arrested

100% FREE TO DOWNLOAD & PLAY

 

Ready to be an Operative? 

Biker Quest is what you get when you mashup bikers and adventurers ​with no holds barred ​legend tripping, Pokemon Go with adult activities, and dope ​immersive experiences. Find out by joining our fight against the forces of eviel and mass control.

"A positive boon for the cynical ‘been there, done that’ motorcyclist. It’s a powerful new reason to get out and ride...”

"Answers the question: where are we riding today?"

Вiкёр Пropaganдa

Biker Quest is an app-driven odyssey for motorcyclists and other adventurers (yerp, you don't need to be a biker). It's a quest for the epic and surreal. For charity and challenge. For growth and brother/sisterhood. It's the holy shit factor, compounded by the adventure two wheels and a motor between your legs can bring.

As you score points in this app-driven ARG you'll unlock more missions, and a host of the unexpected.

Uncensored, immersive events and experiences. Secret locations and local wonders. Spirit journeys and practical jokes. Biker Dates and quests to places like The Door to Hell.

You'll be asked to commit random acts of kindness. Like raising awareness for an anti-child trafficking charity (and using strippers to help you). Riding the streets dressed like a pirate--or like Santa while giving away toys to kids. Or supporting a motogypsy's ride through the rainforest to help endangered wildlife.

You'll also be competing for Dope Swag, including Biker Dope's Bullet Utility Pants - stunningly innovative water-resistant kevlar pants for bikers. These bad boys have over 26 functions including performance-enhancing thigh grips, a touch-sensitive phone pocket above your knee, a tire repair utility belt, resident zip ties and mini duc tape, a slingshot band, specialized pocket tools, dope micro tech, an award-winning CRKT knife, and a resident emergency power bank. Most importantly it's got a commemorative bullet that'll open your beer.

You in? Great. But before you start, there are a few things you should know. Your biker quest will be a commitment. ​It'll require gas, balls and compassion (in that order). And like most game-changers in life, it'll be worth it.

• ​Biker Quest is app-driven and free to download, so you can ride and perform missions whenever you want.

• Join or host rides on Facebook. or on our group texting app. Play alone, in teams or challenge other clubs.

• New missions added regularly.

• Invite your bingo group for the ride (just bring a defibrillator).
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• Download the mission delivery app here to start playing in District 2 (NYC and beyond).

You know what they say about the devil's work and idle hands...

A multifunction survival tool, a conversation piece, and a spinner to keep your hands, and eyes, occupied. Light your smoke? No problem! See in the dark? No problem! Fidgety? No problem! Like to trip out to LED patterns? No problem!

This usb-charged lighter's heating coil is windproof, sporting 18 light patterns when it is spun. It'll also keep you lit, your fingers busy, and your hands out of the devil's workforce.

Load and fire

This Retro Bullet Lighter will bring you back to a more idyllic time (you know like WWII). Plus its dependable windproof wick (and lighter fluid) will assure you can light up whether you're braving a storm or smashing through Nazi planes.

There's no doubt about it...

A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:

☠️ Wick & lighter fluid (like a Zippo)

☠️ Butane torch lighters

☠️ Arc (Frankenlighters)

☠️ Heating coil

We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).

Attention Darwin Award candidates:
for safety reasons, all lighters are shipped without butane

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

What goes with Special Forces better than a human skull? We put the two together and voila! This carved skull emerges--a beast of craftsmanship.

Carving time: 125 hours