Desert embers burn igniting the sacred within a rising phoenix dancing in fire to rhythms of ecstacy & melodies of grace dragon queen fierce goddess of creation wolf king reveling in apocalypse raise your flames in synchronicity with a new age's dawning
This dope carryshitwith comes in a western-style cross design with stitching. Skull buttons, pockets and zippers galore, and buckles to expand or contract the main compartment. It attaches snugly with a belt and thigh-strap. It's one of our favs—it's got that gunslinger look and can fit allot of your shit, so you can ride free without a backpack. The Gunslinger is 100% Badass Approved™.
Material -Genuine leather Pattern -Skulls and Cross Height -7.09 in (18.5 cm) Width - 5.51 in (14.5 cm)
Pyroignition Exhaust for Motorcycles & Cars
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$299.00
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Think loud pipes save lives?
Feck that. Flame broil the fuck outta whatever's behind you.
Get creative choosing your victims—unwanted friends, troubling spouses or pesky family members.
It utilizes an M9 military flamethrower modified to fit mufflers and has an effective range of 200 feet. Anything fool enough to be behind you within a 50-foot radius will be toast.
(napalm sold separately)
What was that? Selling a military-grade flamethrower is a violation of our merchant terms of service? Well then, looks like you'll have to settle for this safe and legal Pyroignition Exhaust Kit (yawn).
SPECS
Comes 100% complete and ready to install
Lifetime warranty by the manufacturer
Easy to install with detailed installation instructions included
Made in the USA
The manufacturer has had zero issues regarding legality and safety
Get back to us with any questions, or ask for a free human barbecue recipe
WARRANTY, SUPPORT & DISCLAIMER
This device is made to the highest standards and designed to last a lifetime—cheaper flame exhaust products just don't hold up under the heat. That's why the manufacturer offers a Full Lifetime Warranty on all parts. If you find a defect in any part during the life of your vehicle, call the manufacturer's tech geniuses and they'll make it right. Defects in materials and workmanship are limited to repair or replacement at the manufacturer's discretion. Neither Biker Dope, Biker Entourage, LLC, nor the manufacturer shall be liable for accidents, property damage or bodily injury caused directly or indirectly from any defect in this product or from its use. Neither we nor the manufacturer make any express or implied warranty that this product is merchantable or fit for a particular purpose. This is a fucking flame throwing exhaust people. Please exercise due care and use common sense. Do not use around gas, dynamite, clothing, political rallies or other combustibles. Do not use around children. Do not allow anyone to stick their face, private parts or any other part of their clothing or body in front of your exhaust. Bring marshmallows.
Every day, 2 billion men worldwide play pocket pool, and 400.000 pickpocket incidents occur. We can't do anything about the pocket pool, nor would we want to, but you can prevent from becoming a victim with this anti-theft, dope as fuck, waterproof backpack. Key features include cut-proof material, hidden zipper closures, and secret pockets that'll keep your shit safe.
Other dope features
- Integrated USB charging port - Illuminating safety strips - Water repellent fabric - Balanced weight - Luggage strap - Adjustable open angles - YKK zippers - Advanced storage design - Shock-proof - 3 different colors - 2 years warranty and dedicated customer service
Dimensions
- This Backpack fits a 15,6" laptop and a tablet up to 10" - Laptop Compartment: 27 cm x 33 - 40 cm x 3,5 cm (Width x Height x Depth) - Tablet Compartment: 25,5 cm x 12 - 18 cm x 1 cm (Width x Height x Depth) - Weight: 850 grams
Delivery: 1 week
Waterproof Dry Bag
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$39.00
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Keep it dry
Are you going hiking, swimming, canoeing, rafting or camping? Is your partner a squirter? Protect your shit with this waterproof dry bag. Made of PVC material, it will keep it all dry even after brief submersions, plus it floats when dropped in the water. Its adjustable shoulder strap also means you can leave your hands free for fishing, canoeing or the shocker.
SPECS
Volume:20L;
Floats safty if dropped into the water & totally waterproof design;
Heavy duty vinyl polyester trilaminate construction, and it can be used as a bucket;
Durable materials for enough usage, and suitable for quick submersion;
Buckle includes a D-ring for attaching to a tie down if needed;
Protects valuables from dirt, sand, dust and water; Durable, wipe clean and easy to store away;
High frequency welded seams; Multi-purpose storage application;
When not use this bag, folds flat and can be rolled or folded;
Material: PVC;
Colors: Blue/Orange;
Net Weight: 500g;
Package Content:
1 x Bag
Biker's Microtool
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$29.00
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A must-have EDC for bikers, outdoorsmen, adventurers & backyard warriors
SPECS
Made of durable metal, with a sharp steel blade
Small and lightweight
Functions include: bit connector (single screwdriver, Phillips screwdriver, Torx screwdriver), bottle opener, metric scale, nail puller, wire cutter and, last but definitely not least for bikers, hexagon wrench sizes 10, 8, 7, 6, 5.5,
Delivery: 1-2 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
29-Function Tool Bracelet
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$48.00
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This multifunction EDW (every day wear) bracelet tool is da bomb
It not only looks dopeAF but it has 28 functions you can use any time, any where. It was designed by a team of experts to be the perfect tool for all your emergency and outdoor situations.
It's also TSA compliant so you can even travel with it everywhere.
Is it the perfect wearable multitool for bikers?...there's only one way to find out if you'll be rockin' it 24-7 like some bikers we know.
SPECS
29 different tools in 10 connectors can be assembled in multiple ways, or you can subtract or expand some sections depending on your needs.
Adjustable link - the Tread is fully adjustable to fit your wrist. Simply add or remove links in quarter-inch and half-inch increments to fit.
Made of strong 304 stainless steel, it's on point for outdoor camping or hiking.
Always on hand - wear your bracelet everywhere so you're always ready.
Bandwidth - 1.2 in (3.05 cm)
Circumference - 8.56 in (21.74 cm), links can be added or removed to adjust sizing.
Weight - 5.9 oz (168 g)
Materials - 17-4 Stainless steel
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Rechargeable Watch Lighter
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$45.00
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For punctual pyromaniacs
This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.
To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.
It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Multitool Hammer
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$26.00
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Have a bangin' good time fixing almost anything
This multi function tool includes a hammer, axe, knife, saw, opener, screwdriver and pliers.
Features
• High quality stainless steel. • Bakelite handle with a comfortable feel. • Suitable for camping, exploring, gardening, house repairing and other activities. • Size: 16 x 9 x 3.5cm
Skull Multitool
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$25.00
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Whip out a skull and always be prepared
• Hand-brushed, polished,304 stainless steel • Usage:OutdoorEDCtool, key holder, pendant,wrench,bottle opener, pry bar, and package opener • Size: 75 x 20 x 4mm • Wrench model:4/5/5.5/7/8/10mm • Weight: 42g
Interested in it's ultra-portable smaller brother? Then check out the Mini Skull Multitool
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
EDC Skull Multitool
Regular price
$29.00
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Open, cut, screw, sharpen (almost) anything on the go
Want to kick back and open a bottle of beer? No problem! Need to screw something in? No Problem! Need to sharpen your knife so you hunt squirrels after the apocalypse? No Problem!
Best of all you can do it with a skull in your pocket. A versatile, everyday carry that you can keep your keys on and use whenever you need it.
SPECS
Made out of durable 3Cr13 stainless steel
Tools Included - Small Phillips Driver, Small Flathead Driver, Large Flathead Driver, Bottle Opener, Pry Bar, Lanyard/keychain Attachment Hole, Line Cutter, Blade Sharpener, 1/4" wrench, 5/16" wrench, 3/8" wrench, 1/4" Hex Driver
Size - 6.9 * 4 * 0.6mm
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
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Survival Power Bank
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$39.00
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Multifunction 20,000 mAh survival power bank with solar charge option, LED light and compass
It has an LED flashlight, a compass and 2 usb ports. In addition to regular power outlet charging, you have an option for solar charging.
Either way this power bank might save your ass in an emergency, like during the ordeal this rider went through with a dying phone battery after he crashed at the Dragon.
Available in black, green, powder blue, orange or yellow.
We recommend using this bank with our HEATED VEST to keep warm as a survival accessory. If you buy it with the thermal vest and heated socks as part of our STAY WARM HOT BUNDLE you'll save a bunch while staying toasty.
- Solar panel: you can recharge the battery under sunlight during emergencies.
- Waterproof rating IP67: great for outdoor use (do not immerse in water)
- Dual USB ports: you can charge phones, pads or other devices
- Material: solar panel, ABS plastic cover, silicone frame
- LED flashlight
- Compass
- MSDS-passedbattery (Material Safety Data Sheet )
Note: Even in perfect laboratory conditions, the efficiency of solar energy transference is low, and it is also affected by weather conditions and amount of sunlight available. In plain English, solar powering will take much longer to charge, and you'll want to use it in emergency situations and not as your main method of charging. To extend the battery life, prior to initial use please fully charge using a wall outlet.
Package Includes:
1 power bank 1 usb cable 1 buckle 1 User Manual
Balaclava Face Block
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$28.00
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Block that bitch
Make this balaclava your adventure partner during these surreal times.
If you haven't been living under a rock you already know this is not an N95 mask or a mask that's certified to coronaprotect you.
With its adjustable nose pad and full-head covering It will however keep splashes and large liquid particles and unwanted tongues out of your mouth.
Respiration valves keep shit tight while allowing for easier breathing.
This special balaclava will not only keep frostbite, sunburn, dust, flies and large liquid droplets off your face, but it looks badass enough to ride a motorcycle (or rob a bank) with.
SPECS
Made of high-quality wind-blocking, lightweight fleece.
Long neck covering adds an extra layer of warmth.
Great elasticity with one universal size for a comfortable fit.
Machine washable and dryable, 100% badass.
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Portable Espresso Machine
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$88.00
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Make your delish espresso anywhere using ground coffee with this hand operated, portable espresso maker—outdoors, camping, or while visiting your Italian mistress.
Portable single shot espresso maker
Hand operated—no batteries or electricity necessary
Sleek, modern design and intuitive operation
For use with ground coffee
Just add your coffee, hot water and pour
Fast with no messy grinds to clean up
Use with these espresso maker—capsules:
Doesn't work with ground beans or any other capsules
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Espresso Maker—Capsules
Regular price
$77.00
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Make your delish espresso anywhere using coffee capsules with this hand operated, portable espresso maker—outdoors, camping, or while visiting your French mistress.
Portable single shot espresso maker
For use with Nespresso brand compatible capsules*
Hand operated—no batteries or electricity necessary
Sleek, modern design and intuitive operation
Insert a capsule, add hot water, and pour
Fast with no messy grinds to clean up
Use with:
Doesn't work with ground beans or any other capsules
Biker Quest
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$11,111.11
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A game for bikers and other adventurers, played in the real world with an app
Support great causes Play solo or with a team Try not to get arrested
100% FREE TO DOWNLOAD & PLAY
Ready to be an Operative?
Biker Quest is what you get when you mashup bikers and adventurers with no holds barred legend tripping, Pokemon Go with adult activities, and dope immersive experiences. Find out by joining our fight against the forces of eviel and mass control.
"A positive boon for the cynical ‘been there, done that’ motorcyclist. It’s a powerful new reason to get out and ride...”
"Answers the question: where are we riding today?"
Вiкёр Пropaganдa
Biker Quest is an app-driven odyssey for motorcyclists and other adventurers (yerp, you don't need to be a biker). It's a quest for the epic and surreal. For charity and challenge. For growth and brother/sisterhood. It's the holy shit factor, compounded by the adventure two wheels and a motor between your legs can bring.
As you score points in this app-driven ARG you'll unlock more missions, and a host of the unexpected.
Uncensored, immersive events and experiences. Secret locations and local wonders. Spirit journeys and practical jokes. Biker Dates and quests to places like The Door to Hell.
You'll be asked to commit random acts of kindness. Like raising awareness for an anti-child trafficking charity (and using strippers to help you). Riding the streets dressed like a pirate--or like Santa while giving away toys to kids. Or supporting a motogypsy's ride through the rainforest to help endangered wildlife.
You'll also be competing for Dope Swag, including Biker Dope'sBullet Utility Pants - stunningly innovative water-resistant kevlar pants for bikers. These bad boys have over 26 functions including performance-enhancing thigh grips, a touch-sensitive phone pocket above your knee, a tire repair utility belt, resident zip ties and mini duc tape, a slingshot band, specialized pocket tools, dope micro tech, an award-winning CRKT knife, and a resident emergency power bank. Most importantly it's got a commemorative bullet that'll open your beer.
You in? Great. But before you start, there are a few things you should know. Your biker quest will be a commitment. It'll require gas, balls and compassion (in that order). And like most game-changers in life, it'll be worth it.
• Biker Quest is app-driven and free to download, so you can ride and perform missions whenever you want.
• Invite your bingo group for the ride (just bring a defibrillator). • Download the mission delivery app here to start playing in District 2 (NYC and beyond).
Out West
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$35.00
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Saddle up your steel horses
Ride into the sunset like Buffalo Bill with this wicked western wick lighter. It uses lighter fluid like a Zippo, is windproof (and snowflake-proof too).
There's no doubt about it...
A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:
We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).
Attention Darwin Award candidates: for safety reasons, all lighters are shipped without butane
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
Fire Spinner
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$36.00
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You know what they say about the devil's work and idle hands...
A multifunction survival tool, a conversation piece, and a spinner to keep your hands, and eyes, occupied. Light your smoke? No problem! See in the dark? No problem! Fidgety? No problem! Like to trip out to LED patterns? No problem!
This usb-charged lighter's heating coil is windproof, sporting 18 light patterns when it is spun. It'll also keep you lit, your fingers busy, and your hands out of the devil's workforce.
Retro Bullet Lighter
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$36.00
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Load and fire
This Retro Bullet Lighter will bring you back to a more idyllic time (you know like WWII). Plus its dependable windproof wick (and lighter fluid) will assure you can light up whether you're braving a storm or smashing through Nazi planes.
There's no doubt about it...
A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:
We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).
Attention Darwin Award candidates: for safety reasons, all lighters are shipped without butane
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
Skull of Thine Enemy Bowl
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$222.00
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You can do more than just drink from it
Unlike the cheaper (and shittier) skull bowls found elsewhere, this one's a detailed replica of a real male human skull cast in resin. Note the imprints of the brain folds on the inside of the skull.
The inside of the bowl is coated with a food safe resin coating, tested with liquid up to 205 degrees Fahrenheit. That means you can not only drink but eat Wheaties and soup from the skull of thine enemies too!
Each piece is hand-painted and takes 5 days to create. This item is not microwave safe, dish washer safe or a pet chew toy. It would however look bad as fuck on your bar, desk, garage or Maori human skull trophy room.
Viking Skull
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$555.00
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Replica of a real human skull carved in the spirit of a berserker Viking. The original skull itself is over 120 years old, and real bear canines and viking relics were used in making it.
It can be worn as a mask but it was made to be displayed on another skull, hanging on a wall, or on a stand.
This remarkable piece is sure to be an attention-getter whether in a glass dome, hanging in your cubicle, or displayed where you store your other body parts.
If you plan on wearing it, it's recommend that you wear it over a black balaclava.
• Hand-painted • Has 24 pieces but comes fully assembled • 120 hours carving time, 2 weeks to mold, and 3 days to paint, seal and assemble
Special Forces Carved Skull
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$333.00
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Special Forces are as badass as it gets. And a skull is as badass as it is. We put the two together to make this carved skull, a beast of craftsmanship.
Exorcist Skull Mask
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$399.00
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Covered in Latin verses and ancient Christian symbols, this astonishing and creepy-as-fuck skull mask was inspired by Tibetan necromancer skulls and Ephesians 6:12:
"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places."