BURNER DOPE

For punctual pyromaniacs

This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.

To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.

It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.

US Delivery: 5-9 days

Outside US: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier