Think loud pipes save lives?

Feck that. Flame broil the fuck outta whatever's behind you.

Get creative choosing your victims—unwanted friends, troubling spouses or pesky family members.

It utilizes an M9 military flamethrower modified to fit mufflers and has an effective range of 200 feet. Anything fool enough to be behind you within a 50-foot radius will be toast.

(napalm sold separately)

What was that? Selling a military-grade flamethrower is a violation of our merchant terms of service? Well then, looks like you'll have to settle for this safe and legal Pyroignition Exhaust Kit (yawn).

SPECS

• Comes 100% complete and ready to install
• Lifetime warranty by the manufacturer
• Easy to install with detailed installation instructions included
• Made in the USA
• The manufacturer has had zero issues regarding legality and safety

Get back to us with any questions, or ask for a free human barbecue recipe

WARRANTY, SUPPORT & DISCLAIMER

This device is made to the highest standards and designed to last a lifetime—cheaper flame exhaust products just don't hold up under the heat. That's why the manufacturer offers a Full Lifetime Warranty on all parts. If you find a defect in any part during the life of your vehicle, call the manufacturer's tech geniuses and they'll make it right. Defects in materials and workmanship are limited to repair or replacement at the manufacturer's discretion. Neither Biker Dope, Biker Entourage, LLC, nor the manufacturer shall be liable for accidents, property damage or bodily injury caused directly or indirectly from any defect in this product or from its use. Neither we nor the manufacturer make any express or implied warranty that this product is merchantable or fit for a particular purpose. This is a fucking flame throwing exhaust people. Please exercise due care and use common sense. Do not use around gas, dynamite, clothing, political rallies or other combustibles. Do not use around children. Do not allow anyone to stick their face, private parts or any other part of their clothing or body in front of your exhaust.

Bring marshmallows.

You know what they say about the devil's work and idle hands...

A multifunction survival tool, a conversation piece, and a spinner to keep your hands, and eyes, occupied. Light your smoke? No problem! See in the dark? No problem! Fidgety? No problem! Like to trip out to LED patterns? No problem!

This usb-charged lighter's heating coil is windproof, sporting 18 light patterns when it is spun. It'll also keep you lit, your fingers busy, and your hands out of the devil's workforce.