

Desert embers burn
igniting the sacred within
a rising phoenix
dancing in fire
to rhythms of ecstacy
& melodies of grace
dragon queen
fierce goddess of creation
wolf king
reveling in apocalypse
raise your flames
in synchronicity
with a new age's dawning
A Life
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Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!
Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...
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You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*
One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you.
*Does not apply in Guam, Puerto Rico or Your Pants