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These dog tags are out of this world...

Literally. Be the only kid on the block to rock this handcrafted piece of dopeness, an extraterrestrial object that's older than anything on Earth. Every one of these bad boys are unique and no two are alike. 

Meteorites have always had a strong symbolic connotation to the origins of the universe, and every known civilization in history has been fascinated by this heaven-sent metal. The earliest known reference describes a fallen meteorite on the island of Crete in 1478 BC. Fascinated by the metal, the Greeks used it to create a host of sacred objects.

In ancient Egypt, a meteoric iron dagger was found in the tomb of Tutankhamen, and an iron meteorite bead was found at a burial site from between 3350 and 3600 BC.

Some believe meteorites have healing properties and are commonly associated with balance and strength, and the nickel in meteorites is believed to purify the wearer’s blood.

When you walk into a room, enter in a blaze of glory ... you know, like a meteorite.

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These guitar picks are out of this world...

Literally.

Some say it'll inspire you with boundless musical prowess, channeling Bragi, the Norse God of music and poetry.

And even if you still suck, you'll be the only kid on the block to rock this handcrafted piece of dopeness, an extraterrestrial object that's older than anything on Earth.

Every one of these bad boys are unique and no two are alike. 

Meteorites have always had a strong symbolic connotation to the origins of the universe, and every known civilization in history has been fascinated by this heaven-sent metal. The earliest known reference describes a fallen meteorite on the island of Crete in 1478 BC. Fascinated by the metal, the Greeks used it to create a host of sacred objects.

In ancient Egypt, a meteoric iron dagger was found in the tomb of Tutankhamen, and an iron meteorite bead was found at a burial site from between 3350 and 3600 BC.

Some believe meteorites have healing properties and are commonly associated with balance and strength, and the nickel in meteorites is believed to purify the wearer’s blood.

Blow out the windows when you're strummin' that power chord, ...you know, like a meteorite.

You know what they say about the devil's work and idle hands...

A multifunction survival tool, a conversation piece, and a spinner to keep your hands, and eyes, occupied. Light your smoke? No problem! See in the dark? No problem! Fidgety? No problem! Like to trip out to LED patterns? No problem!

This usb-charged lighter's heating coil is windproof, sporting 18 light patterns when it is spun. It'll also keep you lit, your fingers busy, and your hands out of the devil's workforce.

Give your man a Woody

Let him know how much he means to you with this dopeAF wooden watch --laser engraved with a beautiful message a man (may not admit he) wants to hear.

This handmade, limited edition watch ships to you directly from the manufacturer in a swag gift box.

Water resistant to 3ATM and with a genuine leather band, it's hard to beat as a gift for Father's Day, anniversaries, prison breakouts, circumcisions and other special events.

SPECS

Band material: Genuine leather
Band Length: 8.7 in (22 cm)
Band Width: 91 in (23 mm)
Quartz movement
Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic)
Buckle clasp
Case material: Wood
Case thickness: .42 in (11 mm)
Dial window material: Hardlex
Dial diameter: 1.7 in (44 mm)

US Delivery: 5-9 days

Outside the US: 2-4 weeks

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Play this track during gift-giving to bring a tear on:

We couldn't help ourselves 

Just look at this manly hunka wood. It's one helluv an elegant expression of masculinity.

Handmade of environmentally-friendly green sandalwood, each watch is unique and has different shades and grains.

With a chronograph, multiple functions and water resistance to 3ATM, it also has a luminous dial--so everyone can see your Woody, even in the dark.

Its gears and inner workings, exposed through a transparent face, will mesmerize and amaze you. It's said that if you stare at it for too long, you run the risk of getting sucked through a portal into parallel universe--you know, the one where beer is free, robots do all the work, and happy endings don't cost extra (we've been staring at it all day).

Ahem, this handmade limited edition watch ships to you directly from the manufacturer in its own swag wooden box (which doubles as a hamster coffin should that need ever arise).

Buy the damn watch. It's unique and dope as fuck.

SPECS

Automatically self-winds with movement or hand-winds
Luminous dial
Band and case material: Green sandalwood
Band Length: 8.7 in (22 cm)
Band width: .91 in (23 mm)
Water resistant to 3Bar (see care graphic)
Bracelet clasp
Case thickness: .59 in (15 mm)
Dial window material: Hardlex
Dial diameter: 1.85 in (47 mm)

US Delivery: 5-9 days

Outside US: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier